JEZUS..
Is it me or is there a sudden increase in utter retards driving around today.
The ride started off great this morning, clear blue skies, empty roads, buzzards circling for prey and lovely crisp air. It was a joy to be out.
Then the lemmings must have awoken late.
Over the later part of the morning I was pulled out on, cut in on, close overtaking, overtaking on blind crests and the icing on the cake that nearly saw me throw my bike through the ***** windscreen was coming up to a set of temporary (roadworks) traffic lights.
No one behind me and a dead straight bit of one lane left (other side coned off)
Lights go green and I set off.
3/4 of the way down there is traffic built up at the opposite end, a motorbike pulls up (round the other traffic) and stops momentarily at the (obviously red) light.
Then they change and the motorbike is off.
No problem with this as there is enough room for both of us.
What boiled my **** was the fact a row of cars followed him and the front car is giving me the Wayne Kerr sign from the driving seat.
Where exactly did he want me to go and what exactly did he want me to do about this I do not know but I sure as **** told him this in no uncertain terms.
Funny how as soon as I started remonstrating with the bloke all the other cars pulled over to one side and stopped.
Either they were still asleep and just followed the first car off the lights or they realised what a retarded move they were making..
So what was an enjoyable ride out this morning has left me in a rage.
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu.
and breathe.
