Pheasant (or chicken, not sure - didn't bother to go back to look, was in too much wailing) ran across in front of me as I was going down a steep (1:6) hill. I turned slightly to avoid it and at the last second it changed its mind and I think it went under my front wheel or something.
I took off into the air 2-3 feet and then landed on my left shoulder/hip and scraped along the manure-infested road for about 20-30 feet (bouncing).
Now I have no skin left on my left upper arm and forearm, and right forearm, a few other superficial grazes all over the left side of me, and a bruise the size of Anglesey on my left hip/outer thigh kind of area.
Oh and somehow a graze on my forehead.
Bike is going to the bike hospital tomorrow to find out the damage, but from what I can tell the frame/fork LOOK ok - except there's a chunk of paint missing from just behind the front brake at the top of the fork. Not sure about the drivechain - pedals seem ok, aside from missing some paint. Front derailleur got mashed/bent. Not sure about the rear one - scratched and possibly bent - left shifter definitely bent, but may bend back and be ok other than scuffage.
Front tyre burst, scratched rim- not sure what caused it to pop... Saddle is all scuffed up. Lost a rear light and my left shoe doesn't work any more (Scott Trial Boa thing with a spinny disc to tension it)... the disc/button won't engage.
Bleh.
It hurts. Lots.