I love these 'hard' men that cross roads even though they can see a car coming expecting you to slow down only to run like a girl when they realize you are not going to slow down for them.
Just like cyclists who think they own tarmac even though they do not pay road tax!
The OP reminds me of one time where I left my lights on in a main road. Came back in the morning needing a jump. My girlfriend parks her car on the road next to mine to give me a jump with her hazards on. Woman behind her starts thumping her horn and giving gestures. Yet when I approach her car to give her some lip you hear the loud clunk of the locks and a sheepish look.