Did you scare him away with finger signs and swearing or were you man enough to thump him before he ran?
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Did you scare him away with finger signs and swearing or were you man enough to thump him before he ran?
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ring the misses, tell her u didnt take the trash out/washe the dishes/watever then make him listen to the earfull? 
That sounds insane. I would never allow someone to have that opportunity. I say it all the time, but lock your doors always and roll up windows quickly if someone approaches. You never know how crazy that person may be. It's likely they will give up trying to get in, but if they don't or seem to be managing it, run them over. I've done it before and I will do it again. You + power and weight of car is much greater than any man. You can drive off normally and you won't even be able to tell they are there.
Don't know? I was just trying to get into the psyche of the OP as to why he made this thread.
And this is true.
So who would get more time? Me who parks the car safely after locking himself in a paddy, and then proceeds to see how far this fat idiot wants to take it or someone like you who just runs the poor fat idiot over without battling an eyelid?
So who would get more time? Me who parks the car safely after locking himself in a paddy, and then proceeds to see how far this fat idiot wants to take it or someone like you who just runs the poor fat idiot over without battling an eyelid?
My mum was driving home during the la riots where they were pulling people out of their cars and beating them. I'm glad she didn't stop to see how far they'd take it!
In defense of the op, people strolling idly across busy roads like they own them bugs me too.find a zebra crossing or get your arse in gear! Saying that, I've never stopped to stand and bang over someone slightly delaying me.
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Page 228.
You decide to hit the fat man. You raise your fist back, ready to strike.
Test your skill! If you roll a 4-6, you strike so hard you gib the fat bloke in a Doom style gory mess. You return to your car, and drive off.
If you roll a 1-3, your fist rebounds off the fat man's blubber and strikes your left temple. You are knocked unconscious. You wake up in a smelly basement, bent over a workbench with a leather clad gimp standing uncomfortably close behind you.
Test your luck! If you roll a 4-6, Bruce Willis breaks down the door with a katana and rescues you.
If you roll a 1-3, your pasty gets smashed. You are dead.
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OP, let me tell you how chance works.
In the first situation, things happen pretty much as you described. You're an idiot and post about it on the internet.
In the second instance, the fat man does not run away. Instead he kicks your teeth through your mouth and breaks your legs before bundling you in to the back of his previously hidden van (you notice a hand written sign on a dirty window which reads, "CANDY HERE") and you pass out but not before feeling your trouser belt cut with what sounds like a rusty hunting knife. You awake with a tube, a think plastic tube, inserted into and fully stretching your mouth open almost to bursting. The fat man has connected this pipe to a machine which appears to be mixing cement or perhaps tar. Suddenly your mouth is hot, fiery hot, and you realise that this is how it ends.
So please tell us more stories about how being the aggressor in an uncertain situation is always a great idea.
In the first situation, things happen pretty much as you described. You're an idiot and post about it on the internet.
In the second instance, the fat man does not run away. Instead he kicks your teeth through your mouth and breaks your legs before bundling you in to the back of his previously hidden van (you notice a hand written sign on a dirty window which reads, "CANDY HERE") and you pass out but not before feeling your trouser belt cut with what sounds like a rusty hunting knife. You awake with a tube, a think plastic tube, inserted into and fully stretching your mouth open almost to bursting. The fat man has connected this pipe to a machine which appears to be mixing cement or perhaps tar. Suddenly your mouth is hot, fiery hot, and you realise that this is how it ends.
So please tell us more stories about how being the aggressor in an uncertain situation is always a great idea.
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[FnG]magnolia;19042539 said:
How in fignolia do I become the aggressor after he 1. provoked me by walking nonchalently in the road endangering us both 2. Flips me off for flashing at him.
This is why I like to pose these questions to see why idiots do react to me in a certain way that they would not react to for example: a little old lady.
I find it especially satisfying to hear the views of members of the board who I held a little respect for but have since lost it (Dmpoole) clearly they live in a different world and do not regularly go out on a Saturday night and get yelled at point blank in their ear while in a busy high-street for example. It must be my intimidating lack of tatoos, cuff-length shirt, jeans and trainers. You are recruitment personnel if I remember correctly; that figures.
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<snip> You are recruitment personnel if I remember correctly; that figures.
No, I'm not. Unless you mean DMpoole who is also not IIRC.
Any more great stories for us? Maybe something about punching children in the face and stealing their ice creams or attacking grannies and peeing in their shoes? Anything?
[FnG]magnolia;19042634 said:
I do not have any stories like that, and I have lost no respect for you because I have never seen u on the board before.
The reason why I don't have any stories about being the aggressor is because I am not one to deliberately harrass or annoy people. Something which seems to have followed me through childhood into adulthood, and I'm just trying to wake up smell the coffee and figure this out.
I guess some of you are coming into this thread from the point of view that you can't make a mistake cause its more than your job's worth or whatnot, so therefore u get frustrated all the time and tend to want to return fire on random people. This is what is wrong with the world. I didn't invent crime like some of you ammusingly suggest.
He provoked you by crossing the road? And then swore when you provoked him by beeping at him?
Get a grip. You're wrong.
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Just where is it that you troll the forums from? I will make sure not to send any business your way. Oh thats right, I don't need to I am self-employed and can do my own tax TYVM.
I love these threads where someone posts really proudly about what they did and then everyone tells them they were wrong, and they get all confrontational and backpedal wildly.
Keep it up, OP! Fat men exercising their right of way everywhere need a good telling off! Godspeed as you travel the highways and byways of the UK looking for overweight users of the carriageways!