Rooney signs 5 year deal

Alarm clock woke me up at 6am with the news, "Police were called to Wayne Rooney's house late last night after fans gathered shouting abuse at the want-away striker".

Thought to myself, "Yeah, thats going to help the situation"

Apparently it did. Go mob rule! :p

I think death threats are why he signed to be honest. **** himself.
 
Death threats? The most amusing story was from Gerrard: the reason why he never left e.g. to Chelsea a few years ago was because his wife's dad is a drug lord who forbid it!
 
Yeah like the sun know.

Then halfway down the page from their revelation about his wages..

"The amazing pay deal - once bonuses are included - will keep him as a Red Devil until 2015."

Yeah but, a million a year is 20k a week , so lets say he's on a "normal" £120k a week deal, that would mean his bonuses for say winning the league the champs league, a cup or two and getting the golden boot are in the region of 5-6 mil.

He's probably on around Toure money, with not that big a bonus. As others stated, he probably had "negotiations" with other clubs, told Utd what he'd get elsewhere said he'd only stay if the money matched it.

Utd are mental, if he's even on £150k a week before bonuses, firstly, he's not worth it, he's no where near that good, just very decent + English. Secondly, it utterly rips up the wage structure, which come renegotiations with other players, and even worse, new players, will be awful for the club. Considering their lack of profitability, and the Uefa rules, UTD can't afford insane wages that a few other clubs with some creative accounting and creative inputs of cash can afford.

More than anything it highlights the massive massive need for a wage limit in football and to a lesser degree, transfer limits.

Chelsea increased their own wage quite dramatically, but didn't go around making people £150k+ a week instantly, City and their massive wages have caused the greedy pratt that is Rooney to milk Utd for all he can. Utd made a MASSIVE mistake giving in to him. Ronaldo, Messi, they might be worth that kind of cash, Rooney isn't even close to as good.
 
@DM, I agree with all except the fact that to United I think he is worth that much simply because it would be hard to find a good enough replacement without silly money, which we don't have.
 
Death threats? The most amusing story was from Gerrard: the reason why he never left e.g. to Chelsea a few years ago was because his wife's dad is a drug lord who forbid it!

Yeah. Some people wearing balaclavas turned up at his house the night before with signs saying if he signed for City he was dead. The same was grafittied on the Nike Store in Manchester.
 
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