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Ruin a first date in four words...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Le Clandestin Brun, 10 Apr 2020.

  1. builder22

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    Penis does not work
     
  2. secretspy

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    Winner :D love that show

    "I just pooped myself"

    "I have 23 personalities"

    "I am a necrophiliac"
     
  3. FishLicker

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    I work in IT
     
  4. {SAS}TB

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    When's your transition finished?

    Smell my middle finger

    Keep talking, almost there ....
     
  5. joey1211

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    Too soon, too soon
     
  6. Tek81

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    "I'm NOT a paedophile!" - Repeated over and over at steadily increasing volume
     
  7. whiskycycle

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    "we're seeing Fatal Attraction" - true story as well!
     
  8. hegemon

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  9. Tuppy_Glossop

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    Fancy an Alaskan Pipeline?
     
  10. the shadow

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    once you go black
     
  11. Dis86

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    Why yes, I do.
     
  12. Tuppy_Glossop

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    Hooray for Urban Dictionary :cool:
     
  13. RxR

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    Show me your tonsils
     
  14. RxR

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    What's your weight?
     
  15. Tuppy_Glossop

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    Get in the van
     
  16. datalol-jack

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    Call me bone digger
     
  17. malachi

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    You are really fat
     
  18. RxR

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    You take the lead
     
  19. Tuppy_Glossop

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    I want something's flesh
     
  20. Terminal_Boy

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    Gargle my man fat.