russian brides

crashuk · 29 Mar 2006 at 14:53

russian women are nasty. much perfer a latin french spanish or italian

Psyk · 29 Mar 2006 at 14:54

Some of the girls on that website are absolutely stunning. To good to be true. Forget it.

reflex · 29 Mar 2006 at 14:54

Its like a supermarket. Very worrying

4T5 · 29 Mar 2006 at 14:56

Can i have 2 please. :cool:

How much are they and can you store them in a cupboard when you aren't using them.

Have chatted to mates about this before and visited a few sites ( investigative purposes of course )
Some of them look fine and are quite well educated but i have always had a sneaky suspicion that if i ordered one she would either turn out to have been born a man :eek:

or would turn up with 7 brothers all linked to the Russian mafia. :eek:

I think i'll stick to the Easy riders of my own Locality thank you.

Mark A · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:01

Theres a film where a Russian bride turns out to be a criminal, she invites 2 male friends over from Russia for her birthday and they make the guy rob the bank he works at :eek:

. Anyone else seen it?, i think it was set in England as well.

Mark

penski · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:08

jezsoup said:
Pretty???????? Esssshk

That wasn't my judgement of her looks by the way

*n

penski · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:10

Mark A said:
Theres a film where a Russian bride turns out to be a criminal, she invites 2 male friends over from Russia for her birthday and they make the guy rob the bank he works at . Anyone else seen it?, i think it was set in England as well.

Mark

Birthday Girl

It's a pretty good film too

*n

cleanbluesky · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:16

gord said:
http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/418/418528P1.html

I'd hit it, depending on import price including appropriate import taxes

Mark A · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:22

I'd hit it, depending on import price including appropriate import taxes

Put on that its worth less than £16 and it bypasses the charge

. Birthday Girl thats it, yeah it is a pretty good film.

Mark

cleanbluesky · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:24

A russian friend once told me that brides from Khazakhstan were cheaper the more educated they were - I wonder if thats true...

AJUK · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:27

cleanbluesky said:
A russian friend once told me that brides from Khazakhstan were cheaper the more educated they were - I wonder if thats true...

How much do they cost anyway, just out of curiosity you understand?

Yas786 · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:33

AJUK said:
How much do they cost anyway, just out of curiosity you understand?

Your entire life savings or whatever they can get their filthy hands on

PsiFox · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:33

spike's said:
well the way we looked at it at work was this.

Cook

Cleaner

and something which rymes with door.

all for a bargain price.

Snore perhaps

Gedalia_w · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:33

I remember catching the end of a show about this english guy who went out to thailand and got himself a thai bride and had two kids with her and this thai girl got her boyfriend to kill her husband to get at his money and run away.

The show followed the dead guy's mother as she made sure this girl was put in jail and took her grandkids home.

Very depressing.

VeNT · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:35

wonder if they can be classed as a business expense!

cleanbluesky · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:41

For those of us who have seen some of the profiles and are understandbly asking how much it will cost to get a bride, contacted customer services on your behalf and asked the following questions...

1) Does the price of bride vary from bride to bride...

2) Am I liable for any import taxes...

I am reliably informed that the site is more of a DATING site to which you purchase a subscription ($99 American monopoly-money dollars per month) and then make your own arrangements. I suspect this means that you would not be liable for import taxes either...

VeNT · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:47

but is the 99 dollah taxed in the USA in any way?
if so then I think I can claim that back, not sure.

hmmmmmmmm

cleanbluesky · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:51

VeNT said:
but is the 99 dollah taxed in the USA in any way?
if so then I think I can claim that back, not sure.

hmmmmmmmm

But would your freshly picked sweetheart not consider it an insult to claim her back as a tax write-off...

VeNT · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:51

cleanbluesky said:
But would your freshly picked sweetheart not consider it an insult to claim her back as a tax write-off...

dude, if I was the type of person who would want to BUY a bride, you think I'd be the sort of person to care?

cleanbluesky · 29 Mar 2006 at 15:53

VeNT said:
dude, if I was the type of person who would want to BUY a bride, you think I'd be the sort of person to care?

Yes, but wouldn't you want to keep your new posession in top condition?