Soldato
USA is a country, it fills a large block of the North American Continental area, also it's not The Ukraine it's just Ukraine or do you live in the England or the Scotland or the Wales etc.
There is only one The Wales.
I caught some of this last night. Don't really find cringe comedy funny but the Blink 182 comment made me smile.
What was the woman giving him for his art, I wasn't paying attention. Was it "lady bits" hair?