School shoes

[Efour]

whatr the hell is a pump, in the shoe context. My dad used to call them pumps and i was so confused. I did have a pair of Reebok pumps once.

 

[savagesam117]

Smart shoes or nothing. If I ever have kids, that's all they are wearing.

 

[Imtj50]

I suppose you have to let him wear them then!

He can have them Monday through to Thursday and his mate can have them Friday and weekends.

Bit weird that your son wants to wear other peoples shoes tbh, maybe you should be more concerned with that than what kind of shoes they are.

I ment he wants pumps like his friend

 

[Avenged7Fold]

I ment he wants pumps like his friend

Cant tell if trolling or if its the kid trying to feel out how he should justify how to get new shoes to his mum.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Parenting 101

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Try a different approach, ask yourself:

Would my parents (who manage to keep someone like me alive until i had spawn of my own) allow me to have plimsolls when going to school back in the day?

The answer will not tell you whether the plimsolls are okay, just if your parents were crap.

 

[Caged]

You should buy him some clown shoes.

 

[NoobCannon]

Welcome to gd.

 

[Mynight]

Black lace up uggs and an IP check.

 

[Freakbro]

A sentence I never would have thought I'd read lol.

This is GD, I'm working on the infinite monkeys and typewriters principle....

 

[Freakbro]

Ahh, riding along on your Tomahawk wearing monkey boots, waiting for the day you could put some DM's on and ride a Chopper with the big lads.

LOL!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

You should home school him to avoid having to make difficult decisions on his footwear. He'll become a broken shut-in with zero inter-personal skills, a worrying intolerance of others, and be almost certainly unemployable but at least you'll have fixed the shoe conundrum!

#MagsLifeHacks

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Mags hero advice strikes again!

But if you do home school him, i suggest you let the other parent do the teaching, you can do the uhhh... more important stuff... like PE

 

[Mynight]

You should home school him to avoid having to make difficult decisions on his footwear. He'll become a broken shut-in with zero inter-personal skills, a worrying intolerance of others, and be almost certainly unemployable but at least you'll have fixed the shoe conundrum!

#MagsLifeHacks

And in 20 years time we'll get the same thread. Continue the cycle!

 

[nas]

Grow a pair. He's 11. He'll wear what you tell him to.

this ^ and this

 

[Housey]

Ahh, riding along on your Tomahawk wearing monkey boots, waiting for the day you could put some DM's on and ride a Chopper with the big lads.

Some of us had Chippers!

 

[Malevolence]

whatr the hell is a pump, in the shoe context. My dad used to call them pumps and i was so confused. I did have a pair of Reebok pumps once.

The pump/plimsoll was the thing of nightmares at my Infant/Junior school. Mr Cromwell, the schools designated hitter, kept onea specifically for punishment. He'd put them through some sort of treatment, allegedly with vinegar and heat, that made them solid but with just enough give. Man, those ****ers stung like a bitch when he hit you.

 

[Maccy]

You have an 11 year old son yet your profile states you were born in 1995? Impressive...

 

[Avenged7Fold]

You have an 11 year old son yet your profile states you were born in 1995? Impressive...

TBH, would explain the parenting technique

 

[Uther]

You have an 11 year old son yet your profile states you were born in 1995? Impressive...

One for Jeremy Kyle perhaps.