Schrodinger, Ohm, and Heisenberg are stopped by the police

[Rilot]

Erwin Schroedinger, Georg Ohm, and Werner Heisenberg are travelling in a car on the motorway when they are pulled over by the police.
"Do you know how fast you were travelling?" Asks the police officer. "No" replies Heisenberg "but I know exactly where I am"
The police officer starts examining the car and proceeds to the boot where he finds a dead cat. "Do you know you have a dead cat in the boot?" asks the police officer. "It wasn't until you opened it" replied Schroedinger.
The police officer - tired of all of this - decides to arrest them all and sort it out down at the station. Schroedinger and Heisenberg go quietly, but Ohm resists.

I'll get my coat.

 

[Wazz-1]

Erwin Schroedinger, Georg Ohm, and Werner Heisenberg are travelling in a car on the motorway when they are pulled over by the police.
"Do you know how fast you were travelling?" Asks the police officer. "No" replies Heisenberg "but I know exactly where I am"
The police officer starts examining the car and proceeds to the boot where he finds a dead cat. "Do you know you have a dead cat in the boot?" asks the police officer. "It wasn't until you opened it" replied Schroedinger.
The police officer - tired of all of this - decides to arrest them all and sort it out down at the station. Schroedinger and Heisenberg go quietly, but Ohm resists.

I'll get my coat.

Ban...

I did chuckle a little

 

[Josh]

Oh goody a trend is forming.

I did chortle a little.

 

[antijoke]

Jesus, this joke is Breaking Bad.

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Q: What is a physicist's favourite food?
A: Fission chips.

 

[james.miller]

Q: What is a physicist's favourite food?
A: Fission chips.

haha my sides are SPLITTING!

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Two satellite antennae got married. The ceremony was ok but the reception was fantastic.

 

[Angilion]

I've heard that before, but the addition of Ohm is a new bit for me.

I like puns and that's a fine one. Unfortunately, IRL I don't know anyone who'd get the joke.

 

[Bubo]

Ohm should be alight, he has the law on his side. The other two are just theories and principals.

 

[Trifid]

Ohm should have known...

 

[Hitman_Leon]

I lol'd!

 

[Gilly]

I'm going to steal that

 

[Werewolf]

*groans*

Reminds me of the time I was watching one of those police shows, they had a couple of chavs who had been stealing batteries and fireworks, they charged one and let the other one off.

 

[Five.Stars]

Dearie me!

I did chuckle tbh.

 

[Brizzles]

Getting better

 

[Jeps]

I had a friend that died at sea so we had his coffin shaped like a lifeboat. Its what he would have wanted.

 

[squerble]

Alentine's Ay - for those who won't be getting the V or the D on 14th Feb.

 

[Feek]

I liked that one. You can stay

 

[jsmoke]

H & O OK but why for S would there just happen to be a cat in the boot, your adding things in to make things fit although no direct link.

 

[platypus]

They where driving to the vets, duh.