Schrodinger, Ohm, and Heisenberg are stopped by the police

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

I'll take my charge and go... :p
 
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jsmoke said:
H & O OK but why for S would there just happen to be a cat in the boot, your adding things in to make things fit although no direct link.
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It's a reference to the thing he's famous for -Schrodinger's Cat.

A bit of shame, really, as that was only an idea he came up with to illustrate his argument that the Copenhagen interpretation must be flawed because it leads to absurd conclusions. It was hardly his major work. It's like Einstein being remembered only for having drawn a cartoon of a cat in a spaceship (and hardly anyone knowing it was originally about time dilation).
 
One night when his charge was at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute little coil to discharge him. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle.

They rode across the wheatstone bridge, around the sine wave, and into the magnetic field next to the flowing current.

Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curve, soon had her field fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe.

He inserted it in parallel and began to short circuit her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". With his tube at maximum output and her coil vibrating from the current flow, her shunt soon reached maximum heat.

The excessive current had shorted her shunt, and Micro's capacity was rapidly discharged, and every electron was drained off.

They fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet had lost all of its strength, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field.

With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.
 
Angilion said:
It's a reference to the thing he's famous for -Schrodinger's Cat.

A bit of shame, really, as that was only an idea he came up with to illustrate his argument that the Copenhagen interpretation must be flawed because it leads to absurd conclusions. It was hardly his major work. It's like Einstein being remembered only for having drawn a cartoon of a cat in a spaceship (and hardly anyone knowing it was originally about time dilation).
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I did study Physics for 4 years. However there has to be an everyday reason that a cat would be in the boot maybe, maybe not of course, but some of these jokes just construct any old scenario and fit the puns around them. If Currie was there would there been a half eaten curry in the back seat or maybe if Volta was there they wouldn't have been charged, or Maxwell then they could have some coffee.
 
jsmoke said:
I did study Physics for 4 years. However there has to be an everyday reason that a cat would be in the boot maybe, maybe not of course, but some of these jokes just construct any old scenario and fit the puns around them. If Currie was there would there been a half eaten curry in the back seat or maybe if Volta was there they wouldn't have been charged, or Maxwell then they could have some coffee.
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So the fact that Ohm died long before Heisenberg and Schrödinger where born doesn't worry you, but the dead cat does?
 
There was an old lady called Wright, who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day, in a relative way and returned on the previous night.
 
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