Schrodinger, Ohm, and Heisenberg are stopped by the police

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[Zethor]

This was good right after the 2011 OPERA experiment:

The bartender says "We don't serve neutrinos here!". A neutrino walks into a bar.

 

[Derek W]

There's always one that has to lower the tone!

 

[George Hincapie]

Erwin Schroedinger, Georg Ohm, and Werner Heisenberg are travelling in a car on the motorway when they are pulled over by the police.
"Do you know how fast you were travelling?" Asks the police officer. "No" replies Heisenberg "but I know exactly where I am"
The police officer starts examining the car and proceeds to the boot where he finds a dead cat. "Do you know you have a dead cat in the boot?" asks the police officer. "It wasn't until you opened it" replied Schroedinger.
The police officer - tired of all of this - decides to arrest them all and sort it out down at the station. Schroedinger and Heisenberg go quietly, but Ohm resists.

I'll get my coat.

Excellent

 

[Whitewater]

Haha! Better than the multi-storey carp arp one from Monday.

 

[MissChief]

On the news earlier tonight, 'A riot broke out at a Charity Panto performance for Homophobic Schizophrenics when someone shouted 'He's behind you!''

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay in bed at night wondering if there was a Dog.

 

[arc@css]

 

[Nitefly]

Erwin Schroedinger, Georg Ohm, and Werner Heisenberg are travelling in a car on the motorway when they are pulled over by the police.
"Do you know how fast you were travelling?" Asks the police officer. Heisenberg replies "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS" and the police officer instantly dies.

The end.

Serious version.

 

[Ryan-3]

This was good right after the 2011 OPERA experiment:

The bartender says "We don't serve neutrinos here!". A neutrino walks into a bar.

As a late thread revival, there is only one bartender joke I like.

"A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bar man for a double entendre. So he gives her one."