Seagull Keeps Attacking Me

Chaos · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:50

Maybe it thought you had some Doritos

mrk · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:50

AcidHell2 said:
You've annoyed it in the past. They have good memory and will attack people who have annoyed them in the past.

Kill it, or walk a different route.
Or call the council and get them to sort it out.

I've never annoyed a seagull yet several of them seem to have an unreal level of accuracy in plastering a dribbling turd on my passenger side door and front wings on random mornings. They get the accuracy so spot on that it lands on the windows and dribbles on to the paintwork and usually it's a day or two after I have washed it and given it a good detail.

It's like as if they're trolling me

Solaris · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:50

AcidHell2 said:
http://www.hamiltonadvertiser.co.uk...ople-in-quiet-hamilton-street-51525-26712722/

This might help, chick couldn't fly and had fallen out of the nest. Council sent pest control in to put the chick back into the nest and the attacks stopped.

If it's fallen out of the nest then it must still be on the roof somewhere. I haven't seen any chick...

Solaris · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:51

Chaos said:
Maybe it thought you had some Doritos

I don't cary food past it at all :-(

Solaris · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:53

8 minutes till hometime and I'm a little scared...

mrk · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:53

STOP!

Do you have a smartphone? Record a video of the assault and post it here.

You will be legendary if you do that!

Hastarius · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:54

Solaris said:
8 minutes till hometime and I'm a little scared...

To obvious now, Mr.Troll :rolleyes:

Solaris · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:55

Bifröst said:
To obvious now, Mr.Troll

I wish I was trolling...

mrk · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:55

Video or it didn't happen.

Hastarius · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:56

Solaris said:
I wish I was trolling...

So you miss out on Lunch and have to travel out of your way to avoid a seagull? I don't believe anyone is that pathetic

The Dread Pirate · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:57

Bifröst said:
To obvious now, Mr.Troll

Who's "Obvious now" and why send him a message saying Mr.Troll?

Solaris · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:57

Ok... But if I get injured in any way you'll all feel really bad!!

Also it's divebombed me on both sides of the road now, so I doubt it's down to nest location.

It's like that section of road is its thunderdome...

Energizer Bunny · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:57

Bird magnet?

Would've worked better if it was a cat.

Redgie · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:58

Want video, want video.

QuagmireUK · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:59

Just punch it in the face.

div0 · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:02

Solaris said:
And what can I do to stop it?

Can't you get hold of a mac10 before it flies off?

I heard rumours of people who can get you them in under 3 seconds.

EdGey · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:09

Just punch it. Or catch it and roar at it, then let it go.

Morgoth · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:11

Jambo said:
Maybe you have Trimethylaminuria.

If this turned out to be true it would be amazing.

ThomasTheTankEngine · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:11

Seagull is angry.

OriginalJonty · 30 Jun 2011 at 17:12

jimbob27 said:
Seagull is angry.

I laughed a little.