Seagull Keeps Attacking Me

J-FRO · 30 Jun 2011 at 20:19

film it on your iphone!

Flare · 1 Jul 2011 at 07:51

ScarySquirrel said:
...eat it out of the air.

The single greatest piece of advice I have ever heard.

Solaris · 1 Jul 2011 at 19:53

Ok so far I have learnt that it doesn't only attack me...

So it's not because it thinks I am an ocean....

hurfdurf · 1 Jul 2011 at 20:03

neil3k said:
stand and bang

Bennie-Mac · 1 Jul 2011 at 20:28

Solaris said:
Ok so far I have learnt that it doesn't only attack me...

So it's not because it thinks I am an ocean....

I just...what...that is...

MisChief · 1 Jul 2011 at 21:00

Funny thread

I got attacked by a seagull before, I was holding a doughnut and it swooped down over my head obviously wanting to steal the doughnut :mad:

Lethagized · 2 Jul 2011 at 06:13

I remember being at blackpool beach with my mom and sister when i was a young lad. This seagull swooped down, nicked my moms sandwich and crapped in her hair. Right on target that was.

**** off you ******* ******* was the words that left her mouth at high volume

^TANK^ · 2 Jul 2011 at 06:25

Surprise it the following day by Wearing this costume, then smash its pasty.

EniGmA1981 · 2 Jul 2011 at 07:05

Where's the video then? iPhone or otherwise...

TTFWOV

the 'seagull is angry' post made me laugh though lol

Tom0 · 2 Jul 2011 at 08:06

Redman said:
Are you called Cliff?

LOL, quality.

Flare · 2 Jul 2011 at 08:12

MisChief said:
Funny thread I got attacked by a seagull before, I was holding a doughnut and it swooped down over my head obviously wanting to steal the doughnut

The first time I went to Cornwall when I was younger, I was treated to a bag of amazing chips but about 45 seconds later when I had only had a couple, a big seagull swooped down and flew off with the whole bag! I bet the seagull couldn't even appreciate how good those chips were :mad:

Methanoid · 2 Jul 2011 at 10:09

adam_castell said:
as it flys down towards you sudenly swing round with a baseball bat??

+1

And grow some balls

Captain Chaos · 2 Jul 2011 at 10:32

Methanoid said:
+1

And grow some balls

+2

And stop whinging about it!

Go medievil on its ass lol

Le_Petit_Lapin · 2 Jul 2011 at 11:20

You're really going to have to show it who's boss or its going to lord it over you for the rest of your life walking those roads.

Its a seagull ffs, not a mountain lion.

mejinks · 2 Jul 2011 at 11:33

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You're really going to have to show it who's boss or its going to lord it over you for the rest of your life walking those roads.

Its a seagull ffs, not a mountain lion.

Even if it was, a sniper rifle would sort it all out.

LaurenceGough · 2 Jul 2011 at 13:14

bb gun ahaha

Broken Arrow · 2 Jul 2011 at 13:43

Just slap its beak off, Daffy Duck style.

silversurfer · 2 Jul 2011 at 13:52

Carry an umbrella and sing Rihanna songs loudly , should scare it off

Nitefly · 2 Jul 2011 at 14:10

Jump up, hit A + B and air grab that mofo.

Dr. Pain · 2 Jul 2011 at 14:12

No vid of the seagull = thread fail for me.

Seagulls are hilarious, and extremely intelligent.

I love the vids of them "dancing"

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