Seagull Keeps Attacking Me

Solaris · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:01

Ok, I keep walking down this road, through the middle of an Industrial Estate, to and from work...

Every time I pass a set of traffic lights this seagull takes off from its purch on top of a lamp post, and starts dive bombing me.

It will literally circle, try and get behind me, then fly down towards me screaching at me!

The second I get past the next set of traffic lights it stops and goes to sit on its lamp post again.

Why is it doing this? And what can I do to stop it?

PermaBanned · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:03

Maybe you're near it's nest?

Redman · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:03

Are you called Cliff?

Viper² · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:03

lol

Throw food in another direction.

K1LLSW1TCH · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:04

Is it a one legged seagull? They're evil.

spleenharvester · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:05

Viper² said:
lol

Throw food in another direction.

I'm gonna go further and say throw food at the seagull.

tibbsey · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:05

FFS, I told that Seagull time and again... be subtle and make it look like an accident!

:mad:

wildman · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:07

Shoot it......... with mustard

adam_castell · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:07

throw food in front of a fast moving car????

SickAsAParrot · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:07

Flamethrower, get technical on it's sorry ass.

Glaucus · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:09

You've annoyed it in the past. They have good memory and will attack people who have annoyed them in the past.

Kill it, or walk a different route.
Or call the council and get them to sort it out.

Redman · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:09

Go old school, get a golden eagle.

[TW]Sponge · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:09

I have the same at work. 2 of the buggers. Nest somewhere we reckon.

gillywibble · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:11

Do you have a sandwich for a head?

'Wes · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:13

lmfao, please record this and post it.

On a more serious note: Do you use chip grease for hair gel?

The Dread Pirate · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:14

Get a larger Seagull!

Nigel014 · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:16

Baking soda in a sandwich.

/thread

Freakbro · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:16

AcidHell2 said:
Or call the council and get them to sort it out.

I think the Annoying Seagull Control Dept just got axed in the latest round of cuts...

.Lethal · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:17

Solaris said:
It will literally circle, try and get behind me, then fly down towards me screaching at me!

Show your male dominance by roaring back at it as loud as you can.

Jambo · 30 Jun 2011 at 16:18

Maybe you have Trimethylaminuria.