Sean Connery Appreciation

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The Untouchables is on TV and Sean Connery is just connerying about and being generally bad ass.

Can he do no wrong? He has been old since the beginning of time and is infinitely quotable. Who can forget such classics as:

"Welcome to Red October-ski"
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"My name Juan Ramirez from Sccccchhhhh-pain"
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"WALLMACKchhh?! You piece of Schhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
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"But in the latin alphabet, jah-hoe-vah begins with an I..... schhhhhhhh"
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More proof needed? The smoking gun:

All hail Sir Connery!

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He is pretty cool complaints aside.

His identical brother lives in Edinburgh, I've drove passed the house it is quite uncanny.

Although recent photos are showing him aging quite a bit, but I'm sure he'd still manage to pull. :p

edit: lmfao at the video :D :o
 
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pingwing said:
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? ... Tennish...
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Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes, "Sean, I've got you a job - starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish".

Sean furrows his brow and says
"Tennish? but I don't even have a racquet."
 
Shayper said:
Sean Connery, Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman are my 3 favourite people ever.
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You did not bring Morgan ******* Freeman into this thread. Seriously.

Morgan Freeman. Old man. Wise. Been around the block. Knows a thing or two from his experiences. Could share some of his views with the protagonist to help him on his journey.

More like Snoregan Freegay tbh.
 
Nitefly said:
You did not bring Morgan ******* Freeman into this thread. Seriously.

Morgan Freeman. Old man. Wise. Been around the block. Knows a thing or two from his experiences. Could share some of his views with the protagonist to help him on his journey.

More like Snoregan Freegay tbh.
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:eek:

BLASPHEMER.
 
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."
So they went back to her place and got comfortable.
After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand."
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."
"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun."
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet." :p

Edit - and on topic I cant really show that much appreciation to someone that has been called the "greatest living Scot" and who is a supporter of the SNP while living as a tax exile in the ******* Bahamas :mad:
 
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