self defence

Toker · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:41

you should have entered bullet time mode

Biohazard · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:42

nah hammer time tbh

daz · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:42

Biohazard said:
Just watched that man.

'I don't believe in an eye for an eye, its two eyes for an eye for me!'

hahaha

How did you find that daz?

Thought it was quite well known on the net (1.5m youtube views!)... guess not on OcUK.

Biohazard · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:42

Not for me anyway. Funny as ****! 'Now I would hit his head off this table like 10 times....'

hahaha

fail at the internets · 17 Apr 2008 at 10:59

LOL. Set you on fire with a lighter?

5*.

wannabedamned · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:06

Visage said:
You're so alpha.

Lol, I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or not?

Could you expand on that

misterPK · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:08

Moses99p said:
With the whole "bullet time" thing, isn't it the case that when your adrenaline is pumping your brain is more active, and you see stuff at more "frames per second", time isn't slowing down your brain is speeding up?

Sounds like one for the overclocking forum to me!

PK!

wannabedamned · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:10

Gotta say I've experienced a sort of time slowing down thingy before. Fell off a wall, A High wall, And It took me ages to hit the ground. Or what felt like ages. Longer than it should have taken from my perspective anyways.

Pookie Bear · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:12

Get a flame-resistant shirt for next time. That'll learn 'im!

Toker · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:13

or carry a fire extinguisher

daz · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:14

I think the "time slowing down" just comes with practice at something.

Good boxers, for example can see punches coming and can dodge without a problem - someone without any boxing training on the other hand will have much slower reactions and just get hit square in the face.

alexakasloth · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:15

Simple - go and learn from a monk. In the mean time take a monk around, he can slow down time for you whilst you learn!

wannabedamned · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:17

$loth said:
In the mean time take a monk around

haha, why bother learning, just hire a monk.

"Dude, Is that a tennis Shirt"

*point*

*Monk Kicks his Ass*

Problem solved

Toker · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:19

on a more serious note, either learn a martial art or boxing if you want to learn to defend yourself... or carry some pepper spray

Totality · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:19

Visage said:
I think the reason people pick on you is because you're the sort of dweeb who believes that films are real.

Visage, having read all your posts in this thread I get the feeling you're a lonely person who probably had their head flushed down the toilet a lot in school by the "cool kids" hence how you've turned out. Am I right?

All your replies are written like a complete loser so cant see how you can call this guy a dweeb!

Prophet · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:23

"Do you play tennis" translates into "Can I play with your balls?"

Ghey tbh!

Freefaller · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:29

Just walk away. I've been picked on by so many people 99% of which I dwarf but I just can't be bothered.

Visage · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:38

Totality said:
Visage, having read all your posts in this thread I get the feeling you're a lonely person who probably had their head flushed down the toilet a lot in school by the "cool kids" hence how you've turned out. Am I right?

All your replies are written like a complete loser so cant see how you can call this guy a dweeb!

I like you. I like you A LOT. Wanna cyber?

semi-pro waster · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:43

Toker said:
or carry some pepper spray

Technically I think you need a class 5 firearms licence for that in the UK currently as it qualifies as a noxious liquid.

Makunouchi · 17 Apr 2008 at 11:47

Visage said:
I like you. I like you A LOT. Wanna cyber?

Can i watch?