self defence

Permabanned
Joined
14 Apr 2008
Posts
35
ok a few days ago i was started on by sum bloke who asked me "do u play tennis?" and i said no and then he said "well why are u wearing a tennis shirt then?". He then started flicking lighters in my face cos i was wearing a white top

what should i do when people do this?

I have heard about martial arts where monks can actually slow down time in their heads like when you are in a car crash and everything goes slow. This would be a pretty good thing to have cos then i could have slowed down time when he was flicking lighters in my face i could slow down time and get out the way and maybe spear him or some other move lol

thanks for advice
 

233

233

Soldato
Joined
21 Nov 2004
Posts
13,272
Location
Glasgow
knee to the groin followed by a swift punch to the throat


or if the assailant is female a good old fashioned punch to the ovaries
 
Permabanned
Joined
12 Sep 2005
Posts
3,303
Location
England
...

Start playing tennis?

Just spark him out, you dont know his intentions but he appears threating.
 
Permabanned
Joined
13 Jan 2005
Posts
10,708
ok a few days ago i was started on by sum bloke who asked me "do u play tennis?" and i said no and then he said "well why are u wearing a tennis shirt then?". He then started flicking lighters in my face cos i was wearing a white top

what should i do when people do this?

I have heard about martial arts where monks can actually slow down time in their heads like when you are in a car crash and everything goes slow. This would be a pretty good thing to have cos then i could have slowed down time when he was flicking lighters in my face i could slow down time and get out the way and maybe spear him or some other move lol

thanks for advice

I think the reason people pick on you is because you're the sort of dweeb who believes that films are real.
 
Associate
Joined
9 Jan 2006
Posts
1,440
Location
Nottingham
i don't understand the question. he was flicking "lighters" in your face? as in cigarette lighters? how many did he have? surely he would have run out eventually unless you stood there and let him throw them at you then pick them up once they'd bounced off your face?
 
Soldato
Joined
4 May 2004
Posts
3,270
I have heard about martial arts where monks can actually slow down time in their heads like when you are in a car crash and everything goes slow.

I seem to remember hearing something similar to that on TV, although CLEARLY "time" does not slow down for everyone else too.
 
Permabanned
Joined
14 Apr 2008
Posts
35
i havent watched any films for ages

i play sport but i dont play tennis

i had a white nike top on and i was scared that if i attacked i would get set on fire so i didnt know what to do
 
Top Bottom