Sell the UK to me

My youngest went to Warwick uni and tbh that part of Coventry was pretty nice , bro in law from Swansea, lush beaches in the area , good and bad in every area, I am still getting over my trip to Camborne tbh
Having said all this the sticky out bit in the south west is obviously a must
 
And the one lumpy bit of Lincolnshire is where they built Cadwell Park.
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168m the highest point!
 
I live in a beautiful part of the country but it's currently cold and wet so it's ****.
At least if you do ignore all advice and visit the UK, you can say 'thank **** we emigrated' on the flight out.
 
The UK is nice outside of London and other major cities.

The parts they haven't built those crappy new housing estates on yet anyway.

Stay out of rivers and beaches close to cities as it's 50% poop.
 
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Whereabouts in the UK? I can recommend NE Scotland for umpteen smaller stately homes / castles, whisky, and golf. And it's priceless if you want to moon Mr Trump.

Back to St Andrews, family home and what not. Friends, family and probably whisky and golf (at the same time) but no Trumping. Then Surrey, bit of London till it gets tiring, and then off to sunnier climes. It's quite exciting :)
 
I recommend the below to include in your itinerary:

Luton
Staines
Stoke
Swansea
Grimsby
Hull
Coventry
Slough

All have great culture, people, food and exemplify the greatest charm of our empirical past.
To be fair the countryside around Swansea is lush!
Not so bad a few mins walk from my house. 15 minute walk from Grimsby Town centre.

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UK cocaine street prices are low, but if Starmer is elected start of July that may not last,
be weary of press-gangs on the streets and possible deportation to Rwanda ... midges up North, sewage in SW;
probably leaves Lego land or Peppa pig land.


It's just a shame the prices for some of the attractions were sky high when I lasted visited, for example around £20 a head to enter the Minster.
maybe less crowded than Venice demanding 5euros, Ely is where they filmed the crown if he wants to tik-off those GenZ selfie locations, optional contribution afaik.


I am still getting over my trip to Camborne tbh
you must have missed a visit to its premiere BMW dealership.
 
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