Shaking hands with women

[Kosmiche]

Most women I've encountered for some bizarre reason hold four fingers out horizontal and facing down instead of vertical and facing me. I end up just having to grab their fingers like a sheet of paper.

Nazis?

 

[memyselfandi]

You mean you are not meant to grab both boobies and squeeze twice whilst making honking noises ...?

 

[Edrof]

The old ten ton crusher handshake is a very efficient way of rooting out the distasteful tools during social engagements, I find. Why some people are incapable of accomplishing what is a rather easy manoeuvre is beyond me.

 

[arknor]

The old ten ton crusher handshake is a very efficient way of rooting out the distasteful tools during social engagements, I find. Why some people are incapable of accomplishing what is a rather easy manoeuvre is beyond me.

yea anyone who crushes your hand or attempts to is a prat with egotistical issues.

always seems to be the ones who wouldn't do anything if you got into a fight on a night out as well

pretending they are big men inside hiding behind a handshake is pathetic.

if you want to determine the natural order then lets go outside and duke it out like real men non of this pansy hand shaking rubbish

 

[MooMoo444]

I've managed to knock out a few

Gasp!

 

[Edrof]

yea anyone who crushes your hand or attempts to is a prat with egotistical issues.

always seems to be the ones who wouldn't do anything if you got into a fight on a night out as well

pretending they are big men inside hiding behind a handshake is pathetic.

if you want to determine the natural order then lets go outside and duke it out like real men non of this pansy hand shaking rubbish

It is seriously sad.

 

[One More Solo]

Corporate fist bump bro. It's the 21st century.

 

[Freefaller]

In a professional environment a handshake is perfectly normal, just a firm but not tight. Outside of work it's all about the kissing.

 

[Eurofighter]

Treat women the same as men. Shake hands when you first meet, hug when you know each other better.
Kiss on the cheek for family.

 

[Jokester]

There's middle ground between death grip and wet fish, surely?

No, a firm handshake shows your alpha. Crush her hand with your manly awesomeness, she'll be inspired by it. Maybe.

 

[V F]

Brofist is universal, right?

More hygienic too.

Lol! It makes you think twice, what were they doing before you shook anyones hand.

 

[norm]

Handshakes are a pretty masculine concept, women I find don't embrace the idea of it fully by presenting a firm hand/grip for fear of being seen as too manly, but the limp grip/hand is so much worse in comparison to the point you may as well not bother.

 

[godinman]

I've never had a problem with it really, they've always been pretty normal handshakes but with less chance of them trying to be the big man and crush your hand.

 

[Sliver]

The snooker player, Rory McLeod, has refused to shake the hands of female referee's in his matches because he says his religion doesn't allow it. I bet you can't guess which religion.

http://maximumsnooker.com/more_controversy_for_mcleod.htm

 

[Ayahuasca]

Religion of peace?

 

[MikeTheNative]

Religion of peace?

I'm not really on the forums much any more, what happened to ACME?

Back on topic , give a women a normal handshake, I hate the nobs who try to squeeze your hand off.

 

[thep02]

Fist bump every time.

 

[plasmahal]

I hate shaking women's hands its like shaking a wet fish. Generally I look em straight in the eye and give them a good hard squeeze. They want equal rights give them hand shake you would give a man.

THIS!!!!!

 

[Twirlywoos]

I hate shaking women's hands its like shaking a wet fish. Generally I look em straight in the eye and give them a good hard squeeze. They want equal rights give them hand shake you would give a man.

 

[Brian18741]

Just slap them on the bum. It's the way god intended.

Round of applause for that man!