Shaving gel != Deodorant

I went for an interview in Manchester recently, and stayed overnight in a hotel the night before. I got up the next morning and was getting ready, to find that I'd bought a blue vest to wear with a white shirt and thus had to wear the one I'd taken off the night before after a couple of days wear, had no belt so had to risk my trousers falling down, and had forgotten my toothbrush and toothpaste and thus had to brush my teeth with my finger and a random tube of Tesco value toothpaste that I found in my bag.
 
vonhelmet said:
I went for an interview in Manchester recently, and stayed overnight in a hotel the night before. I got up the next morning and was getting ready, to find that I'd bought a blue vest to wear with a white shirt and thus had to wear the one I'd taken off the night before after a couple of days wear, had no belt so had to risk my trousers falling down, and had forgotten my toothbrush and toothpaste and thus had to brush my teeth with my finger and a random tube of Tesco value toothpaste that I found in my bag.
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Woooooah there fella......a VEST? :eek:
 
Freefaller said:
Ohh the temptation of bannage is so high!!! :p
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Go Will, you tell him. Be 4thright.

His ban is 4thcoming, I have 4thseen it.

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I know what you mean :( Today I left the gym and after about 5 or 10 minutes I realise, where's my helmet :confused: I realised I'd left it where I locked my bike next to the gym *cue me going back to get it :(*
 
Freefaller said:
Ohh the temptation of bannage is so high!!! :p
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Dearie me - a fine upstanding chap like yourself (no Prescott jokes please) abusing your power?????
It'll never happen! You'd probably knock yourself out with your own banhammer today!!
/crosses fingers

Von Smallhausen said:
Go Will, you tell him. Be 4thright.

His ban is 4thcoming, I have 4theen it.
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Sob. And I thought you were my friend :(

/crosses Von off Xmas card list 4thwith
 
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Takhisis said:
Too much sun - you need to come home before you do yourself some damage - I'm sure there are plenty of people willing to take your place ;)
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Can't wait to get home! But I'm out to bloody Monaco next week :/ I think I might have to lose my passports one of these days...
 
Freefaller said:
pretty waitress
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Wiping bird poo from my car then having another bird poo on it? bird poo on my room window, poo that flew SIDEWAYS to hit it? then another sideways flying poo few days later?

Yep, pretty bad
 
Thats like this one time, at uni, I put sugar on my chips. The worst part was that it was while my mate was telling me of the time when *he* accidently put sugar on his chips. I subconsciously followed in his footsteps. Was very odd and we didn't stop laughing for ages.
 
TTIUWP!!! :p

Last week I was getting ready for work. Showered, got half changed (undies, skirt, shoes) leaving my nice crisply ironed white cotton blouse hanging up until I had dried my hair. Dried my hair, got my keys and money together, put on my jacket. Oh wait.... need to put on the blouse first! doh!
 
Muban said:
TTIUWP!!! :p

Last week I was getting ready for work. Showered, got half changed (undies, skirt, shoes) leaving my nice crisply ironed white cotton blouse hanging up until I had dried my hair. Dried my hair, got my keys and money together, put on my jacket. Oh wait.... need to put on the blouse first! doh!
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Muban said:
TTIUWP!!! :p
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Bah... Trust a nice curvy girl to show me up and completely blow my thread under the water :/





















I don't mind really ;)

And I'm afraid I have no pics to show - I wasn't exactly in the mood of going "oh look isn't this funny?!" - more like "****** ****** ******* ***, bugger , * ** * * * ** **, oopsey daisy ******* ***********************************, dammit" :o
 
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