Shaye87's HCG Diet Experience/Log, Pictures & Daily Updates

Skillmister · 10 Apr 2012 at 20:59

But you have to only eat 8 small cubes to let the spray do the work!

Azza · 10 Apr 2012 at 21:05

Skillmister said:
500 calories worth of chocolate would be an epic diet! So much weight loss potential while still enjoying sugary treats. Only when coupled with the highly effective and scientifically proven HCG diet though

Dat der 500 cal of choccie contains bad fats, you'll be a whale in no time brah! :rolleyes:

sigma · 10 Apr 2012 at 21:08

I'm up for dis 500 cal choccy diet, do you have any youtube videos that can convince me to do it?

Azza · 10 Apr 2012 at 21:16

sigma said:
I'm up for dis 500 cal choccy diet, do you have any youtube videos that can convince me to do it?

You need to make sure you break it down through out the day, keeps your metabolism in peak performance dun it!

5 x meals spread through out the day.

100g @ 7:30AM or wake up time

100g @ 10AM

100g @ 2PM

100g @ 5PM

100g @ 9PM

The best type of chocolate to use is the stuff that has them fizzy bits in that tingle on your tongue, they stimulate enzyme activity in your body so you'll break down the chocolate faster causing your body to think you're hungry and it tricks your body into using up stored fat!

Chong Warrior · 10 Apr 2012 at 21:17

This diet is so yesterday's news

The 333kcal CCC diet is the new cutting edge

300kcals of CuCumber
30kcals of CoConut
3kcals of ChoColate (to keep you sane)

The weight will drop off you and the amazing thing is you can triple the fat loss to a gut busting 3lbs a days by drinking 3.3 litre's of Pregnant Pig ****

Skillmister · 10 Apr 2012 at 21:32

Azza said:
5 x meals spread through out the day.

No you can't eat chocolate after 4:75pm or it will go straight to your stomach.

wedgie · 10 Apr 2012 at 21:35

Place chocolate bar directly into anus, problem solved

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sigma · 10 Apr 2012 at 21:37

Skillmister said:
No you can't eat chocolate after 4:75pm or it will go straight to your stomach.

What if I inject myself with goose fat to counter the human fat?

SMed · 10 Apr 2012 at 23:06

This thread delivers.

Mr-White · 11 Apr 2012 at 09:18

sigma said:
What if I inject myself with goose fat to counter the human fat?

Stuff a wick in your belly button and burn the fat away like a candle

MW

cheets64 · 18 Apr 2012 at 20:03

Gone quiet

Freefaller · 18 Apr 2012 at 20:12

He's probably died owing to malnutrition.

Fuzz · 18 Apr 2012 at 20:21

Did he died?

Fuzz · 18 Apr 2012 at 20:24

What was it I read on ******* today..
1 lb of fat is 3500 calories
Eat 500 calories a day less than you need and your body will use the fat instead.
It's not rocket science.

or something like that.

Skull · 18 Apr 2012 at 21:27

sigma said:
What if I inject myself with goose fat to counter the human fat?

I thought this was hilarious

Chong Warrior · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:23

Funny how these sorts of threads always seem to peter out...??

Fuzz · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:33

Shaye87 : HGC Diet going well.

Begbie · 18 Apr 2012 at 23:29

Fuzz said:
What was it I read on ******* today..
1 lb of fat is 3500 calories
Eat 500 calories a day less than you need and your body will use the fat instead.
It's not rocket science.

or something like that.

Not 100% sure on the figures, not hard to google, but yes a calorie deficiency is the only way to lose weight. And its not really that hard either.

icecold · 19 Apr 2012 at 00:09

Fuzz said:
Shaye87 : HGC Diet going well.

Freefaller · 19 Apr 2012 at 09:14

Genuine LOLs here!

Shaye87's *HCG Diet* Experience/Log, Pictures & Daily Updates

Shaye87's HCG Diet Experience/Log, Pictures & Daily Updates