Agree. I dont think Linux is something you want, you just want something that is Windows, but not Windows.
I can simplify a linux experience for you:
I work and relax on Linux. Everything that would be required in a business or social environment, I can do on my linux laptop. Printing, Wireless, Video Encoding, Streaming to Airtunes, Syncing my iPod, watching movies, torrenting, Usenet, word processing/spreadsheets/databases all compatible with MS, music editing blah blah blah.
To install my netbook with Linux, I downloaded the IMG file, plonked it on a USB drive, plugged it in and pressed install. Within 15 minutes, everything worked. Everything. Wireless, Suspend functions, wireless printing over networks, graphics drivers, sound drivers, everything. No downloading from websites, no installing drivers from CDs, it just worked.
What can i not do on Linux?
Play the latest games.
Worth it to you? Obviously your experience will differ depending on which Linux distribution you choose, but there are those that have been mentioned many times already that are very easy. Ubuntu, Mint, OpenSuse, Fedora etc.
And again, something that has been mentioned many times: Just download the LiveCD. Burn it. Put it in your drive, and boot your PC into a Linux distro. Dont like it? Take it out, throw it away, never look at it again. No installing, no uninstalling, just 15 minutes of your time to give it a go.