Reminds me of this classic Gary Larson
Where I park at work now, there is always bird muck all over the car when I go home... So annoying... I tried parking at the other side of the car park, same result.![]()



Time for a bit of, how do you say.... 'je ne sais quoi'![]()

Pigeons are fair game all year round https://basc.org.uk/cop/woodpigeon/
Getting rid of that nest box might alleviate the issue, Wiil.
The Elise is gone. New car being collected Saturday. Much anticipation/excitement. Will report back...

Feel your pain, as I park under this tree 95% of the the time, my car stays clean for 20 minutes before my friendly local wood pigeon poos all over it
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If my next door neighbour wasn't a twitcher and has an amazing cctv setup I'd have shot the blighter long ago....
I changed the plate before anyone calls me a chav![]()