Shy Wee

Hellsmk2 said:
I've always struggled to pee at urinals - I feel absolutely fine, but my bits completely stop whatever they were doing the second another bloke comes and stands next to me. No amount of trying will jump start the bloody thing.

Many a time when I've been drunk and desperate, I've wandered into the toilet and gone straight for the urinal thinking there is no way in hell that things won't work... only to have NOTHING happen. That's the worst ones, because you then leave only to go straight back in a few mins later with folk looking at you a bit funny!
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Same here. I'm fine if there are the barriers inbetween each cubicle. Also stops if someone walks in, no matter how hard I try! normally just go to the cubicle if, tbh the only time I pee in public toilets is on nights out when im drunk. I like to have a lean against the side or door of the cubicle, i'd just fall over at a urinal and end up rolling around in my own wee.

I've recently been recommended to try whistling to overcome this shy wee.
 
I'm not set in one way.

At home there's good book reading time to be had - even when making a short stop. Although standing is used too when I'm too busy to read.

In public toilets, I'll use the urinals but if needs must I'll clean the seat, flush the toilet before going with some more toilet roll down there to stop splash back. Also careful to ensure my bits don't touch the bowl to prevent getting any dodgy urinary infections.
 
Last night I was using the trough urinals in a club. Normally I'd use a cubical but they were all used and I was sooo desperate for a wee. Anyway, I manage to find a good enough gap between two guys that tbh, DID comply with the rules of space.

Anyway, half way through taking a wizz and the guy to my right just starts puking allover the place, lots.

This is the first time I've used a urinal in about a year. Never again.
 
shauncr91 said:
Last night I was using the trough urinals in a club. Normally I'd use a cubical but they were all used and I was sooo desperate for a wee. Anyway, I manage to find a good enough gap between two guys that tbh, DID comply with the rules of space.

Anyway, half way through taking a wizz and the guy to my right just starts puking allover the place, lots.

This is the first time I've used a urinal in about a year. Never again.
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Same happened to me when I went to watch Lee Evans at the M.E.N. Some guy just randomly starts throwing up all over in the next urinal and I had to dive out of the way with my **** still in hand. Wasn't nice.

I don't mind using urinals at all but at that particular moment, I couldn't go peacefully so had to leave it.
 
Another thing I hate is going to the lavs at work for a dump, you sit down and the seat is still warm from someone elses bottom. Almost feels like you have been sexually assaulted.
 
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