Shy Wee

Glad I'm not the only one then..
I hate urinals and will wait until a cubicle is free.
There is definitely something not quite right about being stood next to someone else whilst taking a leak.

Unless I'm drunk of course, then I whip it out at the urinal for all to see and hold onto as little of it as possible to make it look bigger :D:D
 
Ive had a drunk dude come into my cubical and take a **** in the same toilet as me once. Like when you are little with your brother or something. I was too hammered to care though for some reason and found it funny more than anything. :confused:
 
'Man Rules' in the urinals show be taught in schools !!

Never go into public toilets wearing sandals in the summer, done that and having another mans pee violate my toes is NOT fun :mad:

I also one time managed to pee on my own eyebrow :( ... I was bursting and rushed to the urinal, let fly causing with some serious splash-back :eek: It was only a drop but it felt like cupful ... !

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I'm a fan of urinals tbh.

I'm guessing a lot of you haven't been to football games where theres just a wall to **** against and lots of men cram next to each other to wee against it.

Tbh, I wouldn't mind one at home as well.
 
Urinals are so much easier to use! but I always use the proper toilet if I would have to stand next to someone. I remember peeing in a trough urinal next to some Canadians once, and they were all like "wow this is amazing, its like peeing in a trough". It was obviously a once in a lifetime experience for them.
 
The only place I don't use the urinals is at work. There's only two with no barrier and you're literally touching shoulders with the next guy which makes it quite tricky to go... Plus the few times I did, the MD always come and takes the vacant one and makes horrific small-talk.
 
Always wondered if I could get away with shouting "bombs away" just before letting rip / drop a big one from a great height in a busy public toilet. :D
 
I love it when you're having a poo and the guy next door farts while squeezing one out and coughs to cover it up. Very amusing. I even heard one person say "Ouch!" after farting, I was trying not to burst out laughing. :p
 
I went into the toilets the other day and had to block up the one cubicle as I had no fly on my trousers, so had to pull them down a bit, to give some clearway. I felt wrong going for a wee in a cubicle in a busyish toilets, but there you go.
 
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