Shy Wee

peterattheboro · 1 May 2009 at 11:43

Who here suffers from this?

Was just in the gents doing you know what when a guy comes in, enters a cubicle, locks the door and has a wee. There was only me in these rather large toilets and there were plenty of urinals available.

I've wondered how common this is as I sometimes see guys stood in cubicles peeing with the door open when there are plenty of urinals to use.

For the record i'm not disappointed that they'd rather use the cubicles rather than stand millimetres from myself and pee together

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 May 2009 at 11:45

I don't like using the urinals, I always seem to end up next to the weirdos who want a chat when doing their business. If there's a cubicle available, I'm in there like a shot.

Also someone beside me wee'd on my shoe once at a urinal. : /

Cosimo · 1 May 2009 at 11:45

I don’t stand around toilets looking and listening at cubicle events.

Andr3w · 1 May 2009 at 11:47

GAH

I HATE PEOPLE WHO TALK TO ME AT THE URINALS

MAN RULES PEOPLE
MAN RULES!!!!

antijoke · 1 May 2009 at 11:47

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Also someone beside me wee'd on my shoe once at a urinal. : /

That is almost sig worthy.

PaulStat · 1 May 2009 at 11:47

I do sometimes get "stage fright" yes, if there's no cubicles available I will use the urinals, but it usually takes me longer before I can start peeing. Quite annoying

reflux · 1 May 2009 at 11:47

I'm a cubicle fan. Not that I'm ashamed of Little Dave but cubicles are nice and private, and also sometimes I decide I want a number two half way through. That is, if I'm doing a sitting down wee. Which is usually reserved for the early hours of the morning.

The Dread Pirate · 1 May 2009 at 11:47

I go for the cubicle mainly because I can't physically pee if someone taller than me is standing next to me at a urinal

Maccy · 1 May 2009 at 11:48

Don't think it bothers me in the slightest, I enjoy a good chat with a stranger

Scuzi · 1 May 2009 at 11:48

I occasionally do this if I have a semi or if only the middle urinal is free. I like a one urinal buffer between me and a fellow urinator, not to prevent looking as it doesn't, but because a lot of urinals are very close together and I have had the unfortunate experience of getting other peoples splashback on me.

deusexlumina · 1 May 2009 at 11:49

yeah i get terrible stage fright

not sure why, just dont like the idea of other people being around while i do the job i guess

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 May 2009 at 11:49

anticonscience said:
That is almost sig worthy.

no its not, it was a fabric shoe and I got a warm feeling between my toes.

ScarySquirrel · 1 May 2009 at 11:49

Does anyone else, when alone in a toilet, start a steady stream of urine going and then back as far away from the urinal as possible, creating a wonderful golden (depending on beverage choice for the day) arch from tip to toilet?

Whilst on the subject of toilet stories. At primary school we had this mental kid (he went crazy after eating cheese, we once stuffed some potatoes with cheese and made him eat them, but that's another story) who was at the urinal next to another kid in my class. He turned to him and started relieving himself all over him, and he managed to get him in the face with it as well.

InvaderGIR · 1 May 2009 at 11:50

Andr3w said:
GAH

I HATE PEOPLE WHO TALK TO ME AT THE URINALS

MAN RULES PEOPLE
MAN RULES!!!!

You just DO NOT talk to another bloke at the urinals...or indeed when doing a number two.

I dislike that at work we have 3 urinals and 2 cubicles, one fat git always uses the middle urinal which means nobody can use the other two (man rules: never use the middle urinal/one next to someone else).

The other day I was using one, someone else was using the other end one, and so someone used the middle one...man rules damnit!

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 May 2009 at 11:50

ScarySquirrel said:
Does anyone else, when alone in a toilet, start a steady stream of urine going and then back as far away from the urinal as possible, creating a wonderful golden (depending on beverage choice for the day) arch from tip to toilet?

Yes, usually when drunk!

The downside is that you have to rush back toward the urinal when the "flow" begins to lessen.

Streeteh · 1 May 2009 at 11:50

Anyone ever stepped up to the porcelain plate but then got stage fright so were unable to perform, then walked away, realized you still needed to go and joined the back of the urnial queue again?

Yep... i have

PaulStat · 1 May 2009 at 11:51

ScarySquirrel said:
Does anyone else, when alone in a toilet, start a steady stream of urine going and then back as far away from the urinal as possible, creating a wonderful golden (depending on beverage choice for the day) arch from tip to toilet?

when I was about 6 yes

antijoke · 1 May 2009 at 11:51

ScarySquirrel said:
Does anyone else, when alone in a toilet, start a steady stream of urine going and then back as far away from the urinal as possible, creating a wonderful golden (depending on beverage choice for the day) arch from tip to toilet?

I must confess I have done this before.

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
no its not, it was a fabric shoe and I got a warm feeling between my toes.

Ahhh, it gets even better, did you say anything to him?

998cc · 1 May 2009 at 11:51

reflux said:
I'm a cubicle fan. Not that I'm ashamed of Little Dave but cubicles are nice and private, and also sometimes I decide I want a number two half way through. That is, if I'm doing a sitting down wee. Which is usually reserved for the early hours of the morning.

You named your dong "Little Dave" and sit down to pee?

WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU!

The Dread Pirate · 1 May 2009 at 11:52

ScarySquirrel said:
Does anyone else, when alone in a toilet, start a steady stream of urine going and then back as far away from the urinal as possible, creating a wonderful golden (depending on beverage choice for the day) arch from tip to toilet?

Yes everybody has to partake in at least one who can **** furthest or highest contest!