another few rules:
- dont go into my room,
- lie on my bed to watch bollywood dvds on my tv/dvd player,
- use my computer,
- especially when im asleep in bed,
- install loads of crap on my computer like yahoo toolbar,
- leave empty mugs on my computer desk,
- or empty bowls,
- or full ones either,
-l eave stuff on my desktop,
- change my desktop picture,
- add your mates to MY msn
- when you finally get me to build you a pc, take up all my bandwidth (which im kind enough to share for nowt) downloading bollywood movies and crappy bangra mp3s (not a racist remark- actual truth),
-lean a £60 larp sword up against a radiator so it melts and deny all knowledge,
- accidentally set fire to the grill section of the cooker and leave me to lose my deposit
- take my money but dont pay the utility bills so you move back to india and leave me in a cold dark house with no internet, electricity, phone, gas etc
- ever come back...
i had a nightmare of an indian housemate...and a girl too! those were just the major transgressions- she pinched all my milk all the time, never went to lectures, and stayed up all night playing loud music, spent hours in the bathroom..gah!
TG