Allow me to translate:
"Today I learned something, I wasn't aware of that, thanks! I must however be seen as knowledgeable therefore I must find an escape! Ha! We all know I meant ECU tuning, right guys? Right?"
(Honestly I have no idea why I'm being such a bitch today, I must be on the blob or something)
It's OK we all have them days... if you think I genuinely didn't know about tuning, then I find it quite funny.