Snakes on a plane

"During takeoff please ensure all poisonous reptiles are placed in an overhead locker and that the locker is securely fastened."

Any script that makes it all the way to a full release with a title like that has got to be good.
Look out for the low budget, straight to video sequel: Scorpions in a Winnebago starring Steve Guttenburg
 
You've got to admit it's a fangtastic name for a film, but will the box office takings adder up to enough to cover the costs of snaking the film?
 
Werewolf said:
You've got to admit it's a fangtastic name for a film, but will the box office takings adder up to enough to cover the costs of snaking the film?
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Thats almost as cheesy as this film will be!
 
[SKR]Phoenix said:
Bah, this isn't going to work anymore. The snake's won't be able to escape from the hand luggage, they will all be locked in the hold!
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blatantly they'll come through some sort of ventilation system ;), pesky snakes on a plane!!
 
Pumpkinstew said:
Look out for the low budget, straight to video sequel: Scorpions in a Winnebago starring Steve Guttenburg
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Bahahaha! It's funny because it'll happen. :D
 
Spunj99 said:
It's a modern day a-list B-movie.

I'm well looking forward to it! Cheese-tastic.

Send this to a few mates; http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com :D
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The trick is this, it wasn't supposed to be intentionally cheese. Some bits of it leaked onto the Internet and based on that people got all excited about SOAP as a silly cheese-fest. The producers noticed this buzz around the film and they went in and re-edited and filmed more footage for it to meet the expectation of silly Internet kids such as myself.

I'm soooo going to see this movie.
 
I'm looking forward to this a lot. I was getting bored with all the hype on SA but I reckon it's going to be an awesome movie.
 
Man, I love this quote:

SLJ said:
I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I am guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The New James Bond... no snakes in that! Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-****in' Snakes on Mo' Motha-****in' Planes.
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Otacon said:
Man, I love this quote:
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Haha, I think I saw that - was at the MTV movie awards. It's basically only worth watching for the Jimmy Fallon movie spoofs, and little nuggets like that quote. :D

Edit: Oh and by the way, if you go to the official site you can get a 'personalised' message sent from SLJ himself. I just tried it - genius.
 
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