Snakes on a plane

Otacon · 10 Aug 2006 at 15:10

Belmit said:
Edit: Oh and by the way, if you go to the official site you can get a 'personalised' message sent from SLJ himself. I just tried it - genius.

I sent one to a guy I work with. He ****ing wet himself

jakeke · 10 Aug 2006 at 15:41

I really can't wait for this GEM!

tsinc80697 · 10 Aug 2006 at 15:46

10 of the lines that SLJ says were submitted by the public, can't remember when they did this. But people had to write in with the best line they could think of, and the best 10 have been included in the film, one of which is the "mother****ing" line which people are going on about

PsiFox · 10 Aug 2006 at 16:05

Waits for the inevitable spoof/take off.

As per poster earlier. Sheiks on a plane starring Leslie Nielsen and Charlie Sheen.

Pants · 10 Aug 2006 at 18:02

Apparently theres meant to be a big internet following making spoofs etc...

Also theres a spoof horror called snakes on a train being released just before the film, lol!

Psypher5 · 10 Aug 2006 at 20:44

heared about this one year ago.
Thought "funny name, s l jackson, should be good"

Saw advert on a bus last week, spazzed over it.
Saw tv trailer, spazzed a bit more

I WANT TO SEE THIS

[ASSE]Hinchy · 10 Aug 2006 at 23:36

Definitely never going to see this film. Ever.

Have a serious fear of snakes and when I first saw a trailer, I thought it was going to be about a terrorist group known as Snakes.

When the flight attendent looked up on a ledge and a snake came flying at her, I crapped my pants. I've never screamed in a cinema before. Then when they were under the seats, I had to lift my legs.

I demand compensation for my mental discomfort

Morba · 11 Aug 2006 at 00:41

the title is great, tells it like it is :]

vintage-x · 11 Aug 2006 at 02:43

this one looks a bit of alright only problem is I saw the trailer in the cinema last week and I just know this films gonna freak me out somthing rotton I probably wont be able to stand on the floor for weeks after seeing this i think

MiGSY · 11 Aug 2006 at 03:10

[ASSE]Hinchy said:
Definitely never going to see this film. Ever.

Have a serious fear of snakes and when I first saw a trailer, I thought it was going to be about a terrorist group known as Snakes.

When the flight attendent looked up on a ledge and a snake came flying at her, I crapped my pants. I've never screamed in a cinema before. Then when they were under the seats, I had to lift my legs.

I demand compensation for my mental discomfort

LMFAO. Sorry, can't help but ROFL at that

And a terrorist group known as Snakes? HAHAHAHAAHA....

Oakesy2001uk · 11 Aug 2006 at 10:18

luminous said:
Slj hasn`t been in anything decent for ages.

what films are you watching, I cant remember a bad film he's been in, coach carter was great, he's the man was funny!
the list of his good films before them is endless, quality actor

Hellsmk2 · 11 Aug 2006 at 10:35

SLJ will be remembered for this film. I love the fact that they upped the rating of the film just so he'd be able to say the "mother ******* snakes" line.

Everytime I see an advert for this film I can't help but laugh. Best name for a film ever!

tonyyeb · 11 Aug 2006 at 10:45

Are film studios starting to struggle to think of ideas for films or what!? We are about to get the third Spider-man film, Superman is back, Batman has begun (thought it started a long time ago!).

For this idea they put a lot of objects, animals and people into on bag and then a load of situations in another and pulled them out....

You can imagine how it went...

"Cows..... in a sky scraper!"

"IT Techs.... on a toilet!"

"No wait I think i've got it.... Snakes... on a plane!!"

easyrider · 11 Aug 2006 at 10:49

I saw the trailer when I went to see Miami Vice.

It looked pap!

CG snakes dont do it for me!

Otacon · 11 Aug 2006 at 10:56

easyrider said:
CG snakes dont do it for me!

But that really isnt the point. This is just an old fashioned action cheese fest, it doesn't have to look good. In fact, it would look wrong if it did.

tonyyeb · 11 Aug 2006 at 10:58

Otacon said:
But that really isnt the point. This is just an old fashioned action cheese fest, it doesn't have to look good. In fact, it would look wrong if it did.

I thought it was being made by the same people who did the Airplane films or maybe Hotshots, Spaceballs and Loaded Weapon! I was disappointed to see it had SLJ in and it was a serious action film!!

easyrider · 11 Aug 2006 at 10:59

Otacon said:
But that really isnt the point. This is just an old fashioned action cheese fest, it doesn't have to look good. In fact, it would look wrong if it did.

The point is I like CG dinosaurs and spiders etc...

But this cheese fest will be so cheesy it will become self conscious. :eek:

I mean how many thrills will it be having a snake jump out from under a plane seat?

Not very

loopstah · 11 Aug 2006 at 11:43

It's got Samuel L Jackson, a plane and snakes.... I so want to watch this film now it's just got to be good. The hype obviously works.

stoofa · 18 Aug 2006 at 13:46

I'll be off to see this film next Wednesday with my Orange Wednesday ticket.
Both me and the fiancee have been looking forward to this B movie since we saw the first trailer.

With a title "Snakes on a plane" how could you not go and see it??

Hellsmk2 · 18 Aug 2006 at 14:10

The first reviews of S.O.A.P are in and they're both really singing it's praise.

Both reviews contain spoilers, but then again, I wouldn't think spoilers would really spoil much with a film of this calibre.

The first is from Ain't It Cool. Horrible site but probably the most inluential review site out there. The review is nothing but positive:

Here

The second review is from some site I've never heard of, but it paints an equally good picture of the film:

Here

I'm really looking forwards to this film, like everyone else on the planet who has had a net connection for the past two years. We're planning a trip on Sunday armed with lots of plastic snakes to throw around the cinema