So I decided to put some fairy liquid in the dishwasher.....

Pranked one of our kitchen porters like this at work years ago, he was washing his dishes, and we put some fairy liquid in the dishwasher without him noticing, let's just say, he was rather bemused / confused :D:cry:
 
No I've never done this but I did once try to veet my testicles and very quickly learned that, that was a mistake and shouldn't be done again. :eek:
 
Scuzi said:
Why isn’t there a banana in this photograph?
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I’ve already used it.

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Yup. You guessed it. It is of course banana cake ;)

Cut yourself a slice and give it a taste :D

it’s been some years since I gave away a slice of banana cake. Beaky would be proud.
 
builder22 said:
I demand an explanation for the last 2 posts :p
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Oh well, since you asked so nicely... :p

A lovely lass I was dating, many years ago informed me she rather preferred the hairless look. Me not trusting the steadiness of my hands doing such delicate work to my unmentionables with a razer, I tried to be clever.

A smart man would have read reviews, not I. Not this time.

What initially felt quite refreshing, quickly turned into searing pain and a very cold and painful shower to get this stuff off as quick as possible. My ollies looking like they'd been boiled I hobbled to the living room like John Wayne off his horse to the nearest supply of Sudacreme. It worked, though after I'd used most of the tub and with my legs as wide as they'd go. Suffice to say I was out of action for a while.
 
ChocAndGray said:
So as I've ran out of dishwasher tablets I thought I'd put a touch of fairy liquid in the dishwasher.

I've learnt the hard way that you're NOT supposed to do this.

Am I the only one that's done this on this forum?!

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I made this mistake as a poor student. Never again.
 
BigChin1 said:
You're doing it wrong.

I'd be miserable having to wash by hand. Load dishwasher throughout the day, on in the evening, wife unloads. Can always tell when going to others houses and items are washed by hand. Glasses never feel clean, have a filmy texture and odd smell. Maybe you can put that down to the standard of the individual doing the washing, in which case most don't do a job anywhere near as good as a dishwasher. One of the best appliances ever invented.
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Plus, a dishwasher uses as much as 90% less water compared to hand washing, so much more economical.

I can load up the dishwasher with 2 weeks worth of washing and it only uses 10L of water and 1KWh of electric vs having the boiler on multiple times rinsing plates.
 
Vidar said:
Oh well, since you asked so nicely... :p

A lovely lass I was dating, many years ago informed me she rather preferred the hairless look. Me not trusting the steadiness of my hands doing such delicate work to my unmentionables with a razer, I tried to be clever.

A smart man would have read reviews, not I. Not this time.

What initially felt quite refreshing, quickly turned into searing pain and a very cold and painful shower to get this stuff off as quick as possible. My ollies looking like they'd been boiled I hobbled to the living room like John Wayne off his horse to the nearest supply of Sudacreme. It worked, though after I'd used most of the tub and with my legs as wide as they'd go. Suffice to say I was out of action for a while.
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I feel your pain fella, I feel your pain. Had the exact same experience with an ex of mine. That stuff is evil.
 
godinman said:
This thread has made me want to sabotage someone by covertly squirting a load of washing up liquid into their dishwasher when I visit.
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Never seen it for myself but I've heard a few tales over the years of pranks involving this but on a more extreme scale...
 
Feek said:
No but I have put too much bubble bath into a jacuzzi style tub.

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I did this once.

Mrs phoned and asked me to run her a bath for when she got home. Filled the bath but forgot her favourite muscle soak bubble bath, so I poured some in and hit the jacuzzi button. Figured a couple of mins would have the desired effect. Nipped downstairs and got distracted. 15mins later remembered and went up to find the bathroom flooded with bubbles.
 
Rroff said:
Never seen it for myself but I've heard a few tales over the years of pranks involving this but on a more extreme scale...
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How about 5 gallons of industrial strength washing up liquid into the fountain at a popular seaside resort which resulted in police investigations and the fountain never to be switched on since?
 
Pretty sure it tells you not to do this in in the instruction manual.

arknor said:
rinsing the plates in the sink then loading the dish washer is almost as much effort as just washing them properly.
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You don't need to rinse, that's what the dishwasher is for.
 
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