So where is Speakers Corner?

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Real life story.

I was removing a sink tap earlier, had my head directly below the tap, guess what got water in the face and a bit of plastic in my eye, had to get the Mrs to wash it out.

Then earlier, whilst doing some electrics, managed to grab the hot end of a soldering iron.

My eye hurts.

My hand hurts.

My hot end was extruding all day yesterday
 
Use caution :
One does not simply walk into Speakers Corner. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
 
Everyone sits on corner sofas, obviously! :p
I'm now imagining the true top 1% earner sat on his sofa that is entirely made of corners, posting away arguing about anything and everything in Speakers Corner. Us mere mortals could never dream of attaining such levels of intellect and wealth.
 
I'm now imagining the true top 1% earner sat on his sofa that is entirely made of corners, posting away arguing about anything and everything in Speakers Corner. Us mere mortals could never dream of attaining such levels of intellect and wealth.

AI can help us dream!

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This is the criteria to access Speakers Corner:

- 100 posts
- 6 months membership
- vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party
- watch every single episode of Deal or No Deal (literally over 1000 of them)
- walk on water and turn water into wine
- get blood out of a stone
- summarise in a 20,000-word dissertation which came first: the chicken or the egg
- count all of the grains of rice in a standard 500g packet
- move the Giant Pyramid of Giza by 1 mile, 1 block at a time
- make the sun rise in the west and set in the east
- find and destroy all of the horcruxes in the wizarding world
- meet up with the late Queen Elizabeth II

Job's a good 'un :-)
 
This is the criteria to access Speakers Corner:

- 100 posts
- 6 months membership
- vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party
- watch every single episode of Deal or No Deal (literally over 1000 of them)
- walk on water and turn water into wine
- get blood out of a stone
- summarise in a 20,000-word dissertation which came first: the chicken or the egg
- count all of the grains of rice in a standard 500g packet
- move the Giant Pyramid of Giza by 1 mile, 1 block at a time
- make the sun rise in the west and set in the east
- find and destroy all of the horcruxes in the wizarding world
- meet up with the late Queen Elizabeth II

Job's a good 'un :)
Don't think I'll bother TBH!
 
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