Real life story.
I was removing a sink tap earlier, had my head directly below the tap, guess what got water in the face and a bit of plastic in my eye, had to get the Mrs to wash it out.
Then earlier, whilst doing some electrics, managed to grab the hot end of a soldering iron.
My eye hurts.
My hand hurts.
Dude, you should probably see a Doctor (or clinic) ASAPMy hot end was extruding all day yesterday
Speakers Corner is a forum for arguing about what you are arguing about and how you are arguing about it.
Dude, you should probably see a Doctor (or clinic) ASAP
Speaker’s Corner isn’t a place, it’s a state of mind.
Serious question time.
Why is it corner? There are no corners there.
I'm now imagining the true top 1% earner sat on his sofa that is entirely made of corners, posting away arguing about anything and everything in Speakers Corner. Us mere mortals could never dream of attaining such levels of intellect and wealth.Everyone sits on corner sofas, obviously!
I'm now imagining the true top 1% earner sat on his sofa that is entirely made of corners, posting away arguing about anything and everything in Speakers Corner. Us mere mortals could never dream of attaining such levels of intellect and wealth.
Don't think I'll bother TBH!This is the criteria to access Speakers Corner:
- 100 posts
- 6 months membership
- vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party
- watch every single episode of Deal or No Deal (literally over 1000 of them)
- walk on water and turn water into wine
- get blood out of a stone
- summarise in a 20,000-word dissertation which came first: the chicken or the egg
- count all of the grains of rice in a standard 500g packet
- move the Giant Pyramid of Giza by 1 mile, 1 block at a time
- make the sun rise in the west and set in the east
- find and destroy all of the horcruxes in the wizarding world
- meet up with the late Queen Elizabeth II
Job's a good 'un
This actually made me laugh out loud, well done!AI can help us dream!
You need to submit your IQ score before permission can be granted sir.
Don't think I'll bother TBH!