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Read the text and think "£$£ it and roll over and go back to sleep
This is why I download my porn.
I'd go on the internet and see if OcUK is working.
OP said:No comms, No power
seriously...what would you do ?
Can't believe nobody's said "Fap" yet.
Fap.
You better start believing Pestilence.
Edit: post fail above
and its raining too,
I simply am not there..[FnG]magnolia;18636743 said:In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice pack, I use a Deep Pore Cleanser Lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out, and makes you look older.
Then moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm, followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.
This is what I would do.
Turn over, go "oh well" and go back to cuddling the missus. Im sure between the two of us and her daughter we can fill the day in no problem.
You pervert, you disgust me.
I was thinking it, but I didn't want to say it