So, you wake up in the morning and.....

[Stellios]

You would **** your step daughter?
I'm shocked

Haha course not, but im sure a few hours in the park or summit wouldnt require any electronic items

How did you even get that from his post? It suggests nothing of the sort

Typical GD sexual frustration again.

I expected such comments, hence saying it the way I did What can I say, at least my response wasnt "tone up my left/right wrist and arm".

As for those screaming PORN.......if theres no power how the hell do you have a hope in watching it, do yous own some form of backup generator for your PC?

 

[Sinny]

Press my brains F5 button.

 

[bainbridge]

Take an umbrella when I leave the house.

 

[No1newts]

Discover that during the night a super virus has been released and has shut down 80% of the internet

As long as ocuk is in the 20% left online bracket I would log onto ocuk and ask rypt why the world is suddenly coming to an end, surely he would know the answer and what to do (if not i'm sure he would instead engage in an enliving debate on nuclear power )

 

[bainbridge]

Install AVG Free on the remaining 20% of the internet, run a scan & bask in the glory of saving the world.

 

[Aod]

in my room at this moment, i have a reasonable amount of survival supplies.

i have enough medication to last me about a month or so as well as a few other drugs that are very useful, i have a very sharp combat knife, a fairly good sleeping bag, a laptop with GPS capability, some books on practical matters (pocket Ref) and about 20 military-grade glowsticks.

Oh, i also have a full toolkit, proper shoes, a stupidly-bright flashlight (excellent for signalling) and several other piles of useful stuff.

i think i'd be okay for a while...

 

[Efour]

this thread again??? i guess it has been a month. Id go to the house of one of the gun freak survivalist weirdows that haunt this forum murder them and take all their guns and knives