So, you wake up in the morning and.....

Cleeecooo · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:19

Stellios said:
Turn over, go "oh well" and go back to cuddling the missus. Im sure between the two of us and her daughter we can fill the day in no problem. Other than that we would just have to do everything the old fasioned way by going round and knocking on mates to see what they are doing (probably panicing due to their lack of facebook access)

You would **** your step daughter?
I'm shocked

PardonTheWait · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:23

Try and find the last bit of available porn and save it locally

Kol · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:25

Cleeecooo said:
You would **** your step daughter?
I'm shocked

How did you even get that from his post? It suggests nothing of the sort :confused:

Typical GD sexual frustration again.

Jonny ///M · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:27

Have a quick chug and then go a cycle for the whole day.

[FnG]magnolia · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:31

G|mp said:
You pervert, you disgust me.

My outrage is having no discernible effect on my rampant erection.

Marky · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:32

I would wake up late due to no alarm clock and then probably drive to work as usual

Cleeecooo · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:32

Kol said:
How did you even get that from his post? It suggests nothing of the sort

Typical GD sexual frustration again.

"Im sure between the two of us and her daughter we can fill the day in no problem"

I was just thinking dirty

Fuzz · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:34

Collect the god damn rain water!
Get the JCB out and start digging a shelter.

Collect fire wood
Plant crops.
Get to nearest Army surplus and buy camo netting, rat packs and a ****ing big machete

Kol · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:34

Cleeecooo said:
"Im sure between the two of us and her daughter we can fill the day in no problem"

I was just thinking dirty

Well, generally kids are a handful and you seldom get time to stop and think, let alone time to yourself. I'd have thought it was meant more in that way

Iamzod · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:35

I'd drive to work as normal to find out if they still want us to be there, they'd have power i reckon as last time there was a power cut the backup generator kicked in and we carried on as normal. However i suspect there would actually be no work to do if all the computer network was screwed up or phonelines went down.

G|mp · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:37

[FnG]magnolia;18637745 said:
My outrage is having no discernible effect on my rampant erection.

I did have an erection.

danza · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:39

Wake up, curse my company for still being in the dark ages, and turn up to work.

G|mp · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:40

Kol said:
Well, generally kids are a handful and you seldom get time to stop and think, let alone time to yourself. I'd have thought it was meant more in that way

MASTEEEEEER OF THE OBVIOOOUUUUUSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rameses · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:40

[FnG]magnolia;18636743 said:
In the morning.....

This is what I would do.

ahahaha

Kol · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:50

G|mp said:
MASTEEEEEER OF THE OBVIOOOUUUUUSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clearly the above didn't understand it, and felt after what must have been a handful of incestuous replies in a number of threads this week it had to be stated

G|mp · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:52

Marine Iguana · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:58

feeling like P Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back.

meghatronic · 9 Mar 2011 at 22:59

Dirty-Blade said:
Get back in bed and hope it'll blow over

bloodiedathame · 9 Mar 2011 at 23:12

I'd rejoice.

Westyfield2 · 9 Mar 2011 at 23:16

Go back to bed and get some extra sleep.