So you've just become PM, what's on the menu?

1. Anyone who wants to stand as an MP has to have lived in the constituency they want to stand in for 10 years.
2. Make it a criminal offence for an MP to lie.
3. Make it a legal requirement that when an MP is asked a direct question they have to give a direct answer unless the subject is classified or they don't know the answer. If they don't know the answer they have to supply the answer within 24 hours.
4. Enshrine in law that an MPs first duty is always to what's best for the country, then what's best for their constituency and what's best for their party does not come into it in any way shape or form.
5. Move parliament out of London to a more central location.
6 Hold previous governments to account and where prosecutions are viable, prosecute. If any found wrong doing is not prosecutable for some reason, release all information into the public domain to show the public what has been done.

Bonus

Put Farage and Johnson in stocks every day for people to throw rotten veg and fruit at them. This would be a country wide tour going to every city, town, village and hamlet. Once the tour has finished send them, along with Cruella Braverman to live in Rwanda.
 
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1. Make myself King
2. Give the King unlimited powers
3. Make my dog Prime Minister.
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Profit?


Edit: If above not allowed then:
1. Proportional representation
2. Devolve more powers to each region of the UK
3. Direct government funding and an industrial strategy based on 20 new nuclear power stations and at least doubling the rate of expansion of offshore wind power
 
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Diddums said:
you have the authority to make three changes to the country, no questions asked.
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1. Everyone in this thread who replied with more than 3 changes would be fertiliser on day 1. They clearly can’t read and follow simple instructions so are of no benefit to my new society.

I’m working on the other 2 but will follow up in due course. Let it be noted I’m taking names down.
 
Form a committe to rationalise the number of crimes. It's ridiculous at present.
Change the tax code so Tolley's no longer looks like Encyclopedia Britannica.
Invest in domestic designed and built molten salt reactor technology and if need be invest in the blast furnaces and forges necessary to make the bits in this country.
 
@Feek why did you delete my post.

I rationalised my response and that the OP had already loaded the gun so to speak with their own clear views. However i stated that although rolling back brexit is unnecessirly excluded from the OP it is still none the less the best economical first action I would take. Im not debating if it we should have remained or left, im stating this is would be my personal policy as it makes the most economical sense in my eyes.
 
Ban under 16 year olds
Raise the basic rate of income tax to 90% to pay for no nonsense schemes
Adress issues faced by the working man.
Reduce co2 emissions to pre Jurassic levels via a no nonsense compulsory time travel policy.
Enact a zero tolerance, zero gender policy. There is only 1 gender and that is "tax payer"
Mandatory, weekly DNA testing with a zero tolerance, no nonsense approach to racial genocide of all foreigners going back a minimum of 25 generations.
Abolish tax loopholes that allow the poorest, most desperate in society, that currently allow them to afford basic food. 90% means 90%
All education to be outsourced to local religious establishments, to over 16s.
Working weekends and bus travel to be abolished in the British sovereign territory of "efours bit of Sweden" to be paid for by a mandatory, windfall levy tax scheme on Christmas and other "nice things"
Reintroduce poll, window and bedroom taxes to cover revenue shortfalls.
 
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Lopéz said:
1) Make people attend literacy lessons
2) Make people learn to count to at least 3
3) Make people demonstrate these combined abilities by listing the first 3 changes they would carry out as PM.
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So basically Hitler 1930s?
 
1 - Bring us up to date and implement PR
2 - Introduce a flat tax rate of 30% across all income. All of it!
3 - It’s not reversing Brexit, but rejoin the CU and SM!

Job done.

I’d also love to be more radical but I don’t have time. I’d probably make being a member of the Tory party one of the symptoms of having a stroke and make sure all current advertising material was updated accordingly.

Face, Arms, Speech, Time, Blue Rinse.
 
1. Remove caps for people on carers allowance Universal credit.

2. Raise income tax but also increase the allowance.

3. A small portion of a child's benefit is to be paid into a pension scheme, that can also be partly used for a house deposit. £10 or £20 should be a nice amount monthly.

4. Average speed cameras everywhere and heavier fines.

5. People on benefits that can still work get given social jobs, cleaning, gardening that sort of thing.

6. Set a minimum car park space size, (all car parks to be like Costco's)

7. Increase punishment for mobile use while driving.

8. Legalise certain drugs with heavy profit.

9. NHS admin to be reduced open up NHS buying to reduce wastage.

I could keep going.
 
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