Social life fail

Narj

Narj

Narj

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So tonight I found out that 2 more of my friends have got their girlfriends up the duff and will no longer be coming out drinking in order to save money.

I find this extremely selfish and grossly unfair. I feel there should be a contract between friends that stipulates a notice period for girlfriend pregnancy as this causes a huge amount of inconvenience for the social circle. :mad:

My regular drinking buddy circle is now down to 3, including me; a sickening reduction considering that 3 years ago there were over a dozen of us. Even the guy who got divorced and fleeced didn't learn and is now going through hell with another girl he has a kid with.

Getting older is no fun. :( Someone please hold me and tell me it'll all be OK. :(
 
Nah it gets worse, im 32 now and have to go out with the lads from our footy team all the time as my 'old' friends are useless.

Saying that i do get to meet fit young 20 something girls quite often so it has it's plus points.
 
You know that old bloke at the pub who's always trying to fit in with all you lot? That's you in forty years if you fail to move on :)
 
Dano said:
You know that old bloke at the pub who's always trying to fit in with all you lot? That's you in forty years if you fail to move on :)
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We're always accommodating to any older bloke who wants to drink with us. Why turn your nose up at a bit of experience and some stories? (we are all 30-33) :)

But yeah, it sucks. Some of us don't want to settle down and you end up being ignored by your old mates because you actually have a decent sleep pattern, no real responsibilities and disposable income. :p
 
Yeah it sucks when people catch the lame - turn up at their house with a crates of cheap lager and a boombox playing Chumbawumba and start crying at the door until your friends agree to come to the pub with you.
 
Rich_L said:
Yeah it sucks when people catch the lame - turn up at their house with a crates of cheap lager and a boombox playing Chumbawumba and start crying at the door until your friends agree to come to the pub with you.
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Hahaha! Some of my mates admit (privately via text) that they were happier before but are too afraid to ask for a pass more than once a month. :/

Set the ground rules, FFS!
 
Btw now you understand how sports like cricket and golf were invented, the former being an excuse to lounge around drinking beer outside for 5 days under the pretence of doing sport, the latter being an excuse to go for a wander with a few mates and have a few beers again under the pretence of doing sport which seems far more femalelly acceptable than just sitting in the local boozer :p
 
Rich_L said:
Btw now you understand how sports like cricket and golf were invented, the former being an excuse to lounge around drinking beer outside for 5 days under the pretence of doing sport, the latter being an excuse to go for a wander with a few mates and have a few beers again under the pretence of doing sport which seems far more femalelly acceptable than just sitting in the local boozer :p
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The mans got it in one.

Add bowling and snooker to that list ;-)
 
Rich_L said:
Btw now you understand how sports like cricket and golf were invented, the former being an excuse to lounge around drinking beer outside for 5 days under the pretence of doing sport, the latter being an excuse to go for a wander with a few mates and have a few beers again under the pretence of doing sport which seems far more femalelly acceptable than just sitting in the local boozer :p
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Whereas in your case, I bet you just go to the beach these days, lucky git. :cool::p
 
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[FnG]magnolia;21332002 said:
Ooh boy.
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Is this a sympathetic "Ooh boy", or a patronising one? :confused:

Organising a lad's outing this summer is going to be interesting, methinks! Last time was enough of a nightmare and enough women already hate me for that, let alone another one or two!
 
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