Someone stole our Xmas tree at work!!!

[FoxEye]

Calm down guys, she looks about 12.

Are you one of those people who flags girls as underage unless you can see a double-chin and varicose veins?

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Nunfortunately security guard didn't see it either

Probably asleep in front of the monitors with his feet up on the desk.

 

[cheesefest]

A store near me had their tree nicked a few years ago. It took a day to realise it was gone!

 

[!bluetonic!]

Look at her incredibly tiny, hoof-like feet. She couldn't have walked far carrying a pinched Xmas tree.

 

[cheesyboy]

Tbh, stealing corporate Xmas trees is only brilliant. Kind of heroic.

 

[godinman]

Are you one of those people who flags girls as underage unless you can see a double-chin and varicose veins?

Are you one of those guys who like underage girls?

 

[Resident]

this could be the perfect opening for a Pornhub movie!!

Young blonde takes 6ft of wood?

*I am aware the tree was probably plastic

 

[Efour]

shes about 4 foot tall. probably a gypsy kid. this threads very confusing

 

[Uther]

shes about 4 foot tall. probably a gypsy kid. this threads very confusing

Cue front page DM outrage if true. And even if it's not.

 

[Jean-F]

shes about 4 foot tall. probably a gypsy kid. this threads very confusing

Now I’m confused, I can understand your intimation that she may be a gypsy/ traveller as
she’s thieving something, but are gypsy/traveller girls inherently of diminutive stature?

 

[Deleted User 298457]

Tbh, stealing corporate Xmas trees is only brilliant. Kind of heroic.

How do you feel about cheesefest broadly stealing your name sake?

 

[Efour]

Now I’m confused, I can understand your intimation that she may be a gypsy/ traveller as
she’s thieving something, but are gypsy/traveller girls inherently of diminutive stature?

I can't tell if you're joking, Ive had a long day. Weekend shift .

 

[Captain]

Fair play to her, Christmas can be a difficult time for some people, I hope she don’t get caught.

 

[Whitewater]

Her middle class parents will be mortified.

 

[uber soldat]

Promote her to security guard, as she's clearly awake and alert when he isn't.

 

[theone8181]

shes about 4 foot tall. probably a gypsy kid. this threads very confusing

Might be a 9 ft tree and she's a giant.

 

[cheesyboy]

How do you feel about cheesefest broadly stealing your name sake?

It's a bit of a Highlander situation. At some point, one of us will cut the other's head off, in a forum sense, and absorb all their powers.

 

[uber soldat]

It's a bit of a Highlander situation. At some point, one of us will cut the other's head off, in a forum sense, and absorb all their powers.

Showdown needed, with the loser perma-banned.

 

[Joxeon]

Now I’m confused, I can understand your intimation that she may be a gypsy/ traveller as
she’s thieving something, but are gypsy/traveller girls inherently of diminutive stature?

Looks more like an eastern European to me.

 

[FoxEye]

Are you one of those guys who like underage girls?

I don't think you've done enough to prove she's underage

A 12 year old girl would probably struggle quite a bit with a fully laden Christmas tree!