Som's Log - Manlet on a Mission

A1

Warmups not written down.

Squats
82.5 x 5 (up from 80 x 6, still not 100% happy with heavy deep squat form but I feel it's getting better, aim for 6 clean reps next time)
72.5 x 8 (up from 70 x 7 - forgot I hadn't done all reps for this last time lol, oh well - up to 75 methinks)
62.5 x 10 (up from 60 x 8 - less conservative this time round and just went for it, up to 65 next time)

Paused squats
Rather than do a back-off squat set for reps, I did a load of paused squats w/40kg to try and work on technique and getting comfy in the hole (herp derp!). Forget the number of reps but it was over 10, with the focus not being on reps anyway, just knees out/chest up type stuff.

RDL
60 x 6 (up from x 4 last week AND with better form, nice - starting to get the Oly hook grip to work for me, and wearing my Oly shoes helps with these - onto 62.5)
52.5 x 8 (up from x 6, as I'm feeling more comfy with this lift, onto 55 - pro-tip I made up, I looked in the mirror to find the point where I lost bar tension - i.e. where you lose a straight spine - then rolled my trousers up to where the bar was at that point, as an aid to not overextend)
45 x 10 (up from x 8, too easy, onto 47.5)

Hip thrust
60 x 10 (up from x 8, onto 62.5)
55 x 12 (up from 55 x 10)

With these I've found the best place to do them is simply off the end of the bench, as the design of them means you can't do them across the length as the barbell hits the bench frame. I'm not that big so it feels about enough space for my back to do this comfortably. I need to buy a pussy pad for this lift though as I sometimes bump my hip bone and that ain't fun!

Chins
BW + 15 x 5 (up from BW + 12.5 x 6, struggled on the last rep but no failure)
BW + 7.5 x 7 (same as last time, grrr)
BW + 5 x 8 (same as last time)

Annoying but I guess I care most about the top set and that was up.

Seated DB press
15 x 8 (up from 12.5 x 10 - nice feel in the shoulders, although DB work isn't coming to me as easily as BB - probably the added stabilisation for single arm work)
10 x 10 (same as last week)

BB curls (standing)
27.5 x 6 (+25 x 2) - I did 25 x 10 last time and thought I could ace this but it killed me lol, stopped at 6 reps to avoid failure and did two with slightly less weight immediately just to get to 8. Stupid guns!)
20 x 11 (up from 20 x 10 last week)

I think my RDLs have a direct affect on my arm work - maybe I'll use straps for them or something so my arms are fresher later in the workout.

Ab wheel rollouts

x15, x15 - same as last time, still getting a feel for form - not getting enough feel in dem abs, so form squiffy I reckon.

Overall not too bad for Sunday morning fasted training I suppose. I jogged to the gym and walked back with some shopping. I'm P*SSED because Sainsbury's are no longer selling quark, which is a travesty because the Tesco one is a joke compared to it, and there's no Morrisons nearby who sell the Golden Acre stuff. I'll have to try that, or it looks like cottage cheese is in my future...
 
bc4abb15-efa6-4b8a-88e6-70f945270b62_zpsa4e37667.jpg


One year of barbell training (or any kind of training!) for the first time in my life and tracking my food intake (kinda!). Spinning my wheels a bit lately though, so need to crack on and sort out cutting (vs recomp) macros, get to 10% and then work on strength and then size. For the latter, I feel like I'm going to need another job (ha!) because my hours are horribly non-conductive for squeezing gym time in. Still, no excuses.
 
Right so, as of June 4th in non-flattering, non-anabolic light here we are. Full stomach from last nights birthday meal (macros be damned) plus I've eaten today already as well (about to go gym!):

Tensed:
e38463e1-82cb-4940-aed9-225af197505e_zps605a971f.jpg
4e96447f-7bc0-4556-8f6a-120b8419752a_zps59770513.jpg
null_zpsfdf87c0b.jpg


Not tensed:
null_zps6521428d.jpg
null_zps51e360f8.jpg

null_zpsa2c83d07.jpg
null_zpsc7117464.jpg


Still looking left handed! No light to make my stomach veins show lol.

Aware I need to start bulking, this is obvious. I'm tiny. Being close to abs lean though... I want to get there, for psychological reasons more than anything. Plus losing the teddies. I want pecs, even if they're small ones to start with.

Everyone will say BULK NAO I know... I'm stubborn and want dat low bf first, plus I'm convinced with rejigged macros (as I think mine are slightly out now), I can get there quickly - sensibly - and then look forward to a long slow bulk.
 
B1:

Bench Press
57.5 x 5
50 x 7
45 x 9

Bah, same as last time. My bench is just poop - I think I have a fundamental technique flaw somewhere. Or maybe I'm just weak lol. Need some instruction from someone who knows their stuff. Every time my teddies shrink my bench suffers. :(

Pendlay Row
62.5 x 4
55 x 7
50 x 9

New weights for all three sets, hit minimum reps + 1 for all of them which was nice. Tekkers improving I feel. More horizontal, better pull, better grip.

Incline DB Bench
20's x 8 (was like 6, then + 2 - struggled! I smashed 17.5kg for 10 last time which was annoying)
15's x 12 (up one rep from last week, that's more like it)

LTE
32.5 x 8 (did 30 x 10 last time)
27.5 x 10 (same as last time)

Those were a real struggle to get up!

Krocs
20 x 23/23 - up reps, good. Still don't like my positioning for these though.

DBSS
22.5's x 4/4
20's x 6/6
17.5's x 8/8

Nasty. New weights across the 3 sets. My grip is barely up to these though but I don't want to use the Smith as it removes the single leg stability aspect, but a barbell has more room for wobbly fail as well. Trouble is the rack is the other end of the gym to the benches, so dragging a bench over is a no-no, and they don't have any plyo boxes I can use.

Standing Calf Raise (small deficit)
80 x 10
70 x 12

Easy, new weights, all reps, still not found my 'ceiling' for these. No wonder people find it hard to grow calves lol.

Reverse Crunches
x25
x25

Blaaaaah. Least it was a nice day in the sun. Looking forward to deadlifts on Friday.
 
Yeah I think I've done okay considering
a) my job and it's stupid hours/shift pattern and the knock-on effect on sleep/recovery
b) not being able to train consistently because of ^
c) being a lot more relaxed with my diet in terms of strict counting / food choices than I thought I'd need to a year or so ago - the main thing is obviously hitting/not going over macros for training/rest days and it's easier to do this with certain foods, but it doesn't mean I can't fit in things I enjoy either.

I think I might need to tighten up a bit to get rid of the last of my main fat stores, but I'm hoping this will then happen quite quickly and I can then focus on bulking without wondering how much is lbm and how much is chunk, because it'll be easy to see. I have a psychological hurdle to get over the idea of over-eating (oh noes, teddies will come back type stuff), but I know I should be okay provided I don't go mad and my workout programming is good. I trust in a few of the guys here to help me there!

The big thing for me, I think, is that I'd really like a less messed-up-hours job which is more conductive for this stuff, as it's very hard to get into a good routine when you're switching from day to night shifts constantly with them being 12 hours and there being a 90min commute each way. It's better than being unemployed at least. Would kill for the space for a rack/bench/bar/plates at home. Alas, live in a box.
 
So, Lyle McDonald's forum think I'm around 12% bodyfat... if it wasn't for the teddies, which push it up to 13-14% - I'm going to say 14%. With that in mind, using I.F. calc, I'm getting -30/+10 macros that look like:

W/O day - P = 150, C = 300 F = 50
Rest - P = 150 C = 50 F = 70

These are higher for both days than I'm on (carbs-wise for W/O, fat for rest), which is weird since if anything I feel like fat loss is slowing, but maybe it'll improve recovery and I HAVE been lazy on some of my rest days, for sure (lol@'lightly active'). Maybe I've borked my metabolism..

One of the posters on BodyRecomposition wondered if there was an element of gynecomastica (man boobs) to my chest fat. I can't say I feel like I've ever had the classical symptoms in terms of sore/sensitive nipples and a hard disc of material underneath or near the nip, but it does make me wonder to an extent, as 'gyno' can't be gotten rid of via fat loss alone - it's only fixable with surgery. I'd like to think I simply store my fat in my chest, because that's where my dad's fat is stored and it'll go with time... eek. I suppose all I can do it see what happens as I get to lower body fat - time will tell.

A2 later today, hopefully going to improve on a few things. Decided I'll do deads and leg press, then a play about with front squats for a bit, as i've smashed my pecs this morning and have gotten some better shoulder ROM from it.
 
Nah, man. You're making the same mistake I made long ago. I was so desperate to get super lean lower abs, I basically forced myself to linger around the very low body-fat regions for month after month after month, meanwhile making scant gains in my gym work. I spun my wheels for ages - and eventually realized that getting super duper lean with my lean muscle mass at the time would really have just resulted in looking extremely skinny, even if it was possible. So I decided that the best course of action would be to finally do some bulking and put on some serious muscle. Then, when cutting, the definition would come far quicker and I wouldn't look like a concentration camp victim.

I mean none of this offensively but you are skinny enough as it is, your lifts are poor for the amount of time you've been pushing weights, and if you lose any more weight/fat you're really just going to look awful. Do yourself a favour and give up on this lean obsession. You will look plenty lean, super ripped and BIG TOO some time in the future. For now, focus on actually getting there and put on some pounds.


EDIT: Also, I'd suggest avoiding the Lyle McD forums. It is frequented by people with obvious borderline eating disorders who continually put themselves through the most drastic and extreme types of programming in order to attain results that are simply not that difficult to come by in the first place, even with straightforward methods. Most of them have duped themselves into believing that their genetics is against them, whereas all that's really against them is their mindsets.
 
Last edited:
Yeah I have to make an 'issue/fix list' for the mob stuff so I'm not just farting aboutd= doing whatever.

Shoulder dislocations and also had regular doorway pec stretching on the menu.

Klovov press looks SRS. I might try some of these today - I know BTN presses are seen as a bit sketchy here, I take it these are better?

Also I totally recognised that name from somewhere:
 
I understand Pete I just want the teddies gone mang, I don't care about hitting a specific % as much as having a flat chest, it just feels like they're refusing to budge, but as said, there might be a reason other than just general fat for that, in which case I'd explore my options for getting rid of them.

Bulking soon would be great tbh, I just need to figure out my programming for it because my spazzy job makes even doing your bog-standard 3 day Mon/Wed/Fri split impossible (e.g. next week I'm working Thursday to Sunday night, 8pm-8am, 90min commute each way - I can make it to the gym Mon-Thurs, for instance, but not at all on nights).
 
I understand Pete I just want the teddies gone mang, I don't care about hitting a specific % as much as having a flat chest, it just feels like they're refusing to budge, but as said, there might be a reason other than just general fat for that, in which case I'd explore my options for getting rid of them.

Bulking soon would be great tbh, I just need to figure out my programming for it because my spazzy job makes even doing your bog-standard 3 day Mon/Wed/Fri split impossible (e.g. next week I'm working Thursday to Sunday night, 8pm-8am, 90min commute each way).
Bloody hell, tough schedule bro. What do you do?
 
Klokov press is awesome. Doesn't need to be heavy, and stretch your pecs first.

Word. :cool:

I understand Pete I just want the teddies gone mang, I don't care about hitting a specific % as much as having a flat chest, it just feels like they're refusing to budge, but as said, there might be a reason other than just general fat for that, in which case I'd explore my options for getting rid of them.

Bulking soon would be great tbh, I just need to figure out my programming for it because my spazzy job makes even doing your bog-standard 3 day Mon/Wed/Fri split impossible (e.g. next week I'm working Thursday to Sunday night, 8pm-8am, 90min commute each way - I can make it to the gym Mon-Thurs, for instance, but not at all on nights).

I was in a similar boat to you before I started training properly. My problem isn't fat per se, but a combination of bad posture and rickets as a kid: my rib cage collapsed in on itself every-so-slightly to make sure that I have to work REALLY hard to get the traditional "pec-over-abs" look. I just have to rely on my back for the jacked look. :( :D

It will come in time, provided you start the bulk. :)
 
Bloody hell, tough schedule bro. What do you do?

I work in a data centre. Most of the work that goes on in them is during normal working hours, but being part of the operations team there, mine is 24/7 job and there's 4 shifts that cover it so there's always people in. Most of the time I get paid to do nothing, it's like being a fireman with no fires to put out, except desk bound. Need new job.

Anyway, my rota is 2 cycles (so 8 weeks) of this:

Week 1 - Mon-Thurs day shifts (8am-8pm)
Week 2 - Thurs-Sun night shifts (8pm-8am)
Week 3 - Fri-Sun day shifts (ditto)
Week 4 - Mon-Weds night shifts (ditto)

So it's like, 4 days on, 6 days off, 4 nights on, 3 days on, 3 nights on, 4 days off, although in reality the day you start night shifts is kind of like a day off, and the day after night shifts isn't much of a day off at all (as I'm asleep through most of it).

After doing that twice I do a cycle of short shifts with more normal hours.

Week 1 & 3 - Mon-Fri 8am-4pm
Week 2 & 4 - Mon-Fri 12pm-8pm

I can train after work on days (although it can be a rush due to the gym closing at 10pm), if I deprive myself of sleep and get up early I can train fasted on night shifts (which I no longer do atm) and only on weekends if I'm not at work as it's only open 10am-4pm and 10am-2pm Sat/Sun. So... yeah, not very helpful! :mad:
 
Last edited:
c32ab64e-d30d-4553-8809-ee87edb6af60_zps152d3b18.jpg


To make it clearer.

Red = 8am-8pm - can go gym afterwards (get around 60-75mins in there)
Blue = 8pm-8am - gym not really do-able (unless I sleep for 5 hours and go before work)
Orange = 8am-4pm - can go gym after work
Purple = 12pm-8pm - same as day shifts (red)
Grey = days off - can go gym any time
 
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my schedule. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. you're a ****ing joke dude, and im dead ****ing serious. gert areal employer that has realistic hours, routine and consistent days off and less hours and has a good ****ing time, and has a milliondollar office on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your ***ing poverty work schedule on these forums ever the **** again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, ****ing phaggot.
 
u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate! :D

I can work something around it - I mean I have already, but I'd imagine the programming for a slow bulk is going to be fairly different. All part of the fun though.

A2

Deads
Bar x lots (RDL)
40 x 8 (RDL)
60 x 6
80 x 3

102.5 x 5 - (nice, up to 105kg - felt good although the last rep was a little iffy, but still acceptable)
92.5 x 7 (+1) - (did 8 by accident, oops, supposed to be 7. Rep range done though, with reps in the tank, up to 95kg)
82.5 x 9 - (easy, all reps done, up to 85kg)

Leg Press
Empty x a few
60 x 10

100 x 6 - (still finding my top weight and best foot position, but solid reps, up to 110kg I suppose next time)
90 x 8 - (ditto the above, up to 100kg)
80 x 10 - (ditto the above, up to 90kg)

OHP
Bar x a few
25 x 5
30 x 3

37.5 x 6 - (just got that final rep out the tank, pleasing. Helped the physio smashed my pecs as part of them are SUPER tight which has limited my shoulder mobility! 40kg next time)
30 x 8 - (smashed these out, last rep a bit iffy but still, up to 32.5kg)
27.5 x 9 - (up one rep from last time, tiiiiired shoulders)

I think did some Klokov Presses with the bar, bloody hell these are hard (just w/the bar lol), but dat feel - definitely one to consider for the bulking routine.

Pullups
BW +10 x 5
BW + 5 x 6
BW x 8

All the same as last time BUT as the Smith was in use, I had to do these on the dip/chin station which only has hammer grip and wide grip - I did the latter and they're much harder for me because I'm small and even the narrowest grip is wider that I'd like, really (I find shoulder-width a more natural-feeling movement).

Seated BB Curl
Bar x a couple
27.5 x 8 - (boom, alll reps done, up to 30kg)
22.5 x 12 - (boom, up to 25kg)

Press Ups / Planks

Did two rounds of these, horrible!

Felt pretty good today, even if my routine is probably gash (not for much longerrrr gainsville rock city).
 
Last edited:
A2

Meh.

Bench
57.5 x 5, 50 x 7, 47.5 x 9 - all same as last time. Bench technique is just iffy I think, constantly playing with grip width and other stuff - not helping

Dips
BW+12.5 x 5 (up one rep, just)
BW+10 x 6 (new weight, minimum reps hit)
BW+5 x 9 (same as last time)

DB Bench
17.5 x 10 (new weight and top end of reps hit, cool, onto 20's)
12.5 x 12 (up two reps, onto 15's)

Seated Row
80lbs x 10 (new weight max reps, got hard now though, onto 90lbs)
70lbs x 12 (new weight max reps, got hard lol, onto 80lbs)

Inverted Row
On Smith with bar low and straight legs on a bench, did a couple of sets, lost count of reps but went near failure but not quite.

Pistols
BW+7.5 x 5/5 (up one rep each leg)
BW+3 x 8/8 (max reps, up to 5kg)
BW x 10/10 (up one rep each leg)

Seated Calf Raise
25 x 10 (new weight, max reps, hard, up to 27.5)
22.5 x 12 (new weight max reps, getting hard, up to 25)

Hanging Knee Raises
Couple of sets

My bench is annoying as fuuuuuuuaaaark - need to work on dat technique - I nail a few reps so I know what feels 'right' but it's getting that consistently across the whole set. It's weird.

Also, bought a gym vest, look silly wearing it. Aim is by June 2014 I'll look good in it lol. Few more weeks of this then dat dere bulkmode can be turned on.
 
Back
Top Bottom