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maybe?
#finds picture#
This should be interesting.1) Never touch an iron to check if its hot or not..
Can't think of many more for now :/
Is their somthing wrong with me as i laughed at this?
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Caporegime
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Never get so drunk at your Work's Christmas party that you leave the main group and get completely lost. Then the Traffic Police - when they find you doddering over a bridge in Glasgow, confused and bevvied up to the eyeballs - pull you over, thinking they've stopped you topping yourself because "Christmas can be an emotional time for everyone. Is everything okay ... you know, at home?" Me : "I'm not even that drun ... *collapses*
Whoopsies
Whoopsies
Caporegime
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Never tell women anything. They have vaults, not minds.
maybe?
No, I was going to a meet a few years back and i was dressing up as Edna Everage. I bought some second hand ladies clothes from a charity shop.. On the friday before leaving i tried them on, then realised the time.. I could get the thing off so I just put a jumper over the the top and waited in the car.
#finds picture#
Come on lol
Bump, more people need to contribute
1)Drink pond water for 50p.
2)Attempt to play guitar with a stuffed bird.
3)Get so drunk that you can't find your way out of the club you're in.
4)Leave your window open when you're getting dressed.
5)Go dropping the kids off at the pool when there's no toilet roll.
2)Attempt to play guitar with a stuffed bird.
3)Get so drunk that you can't find your way out of the club you're in.
4)Leave your window open when you're getting dressed.
5)Go dropping the kids off at the pool when there's no toilet roll.
1. Get off with a fat girl for a bet. Even if you win, you lose. (I wasn't the one who got with a fat girl, btw )
2. Take photos of dodgey things with your phone. They do not disappear when you are showing a different photo to someone.
3. Pour RED wine on someone. It goes everywhere. Red stains.
4. Tell someone something you never EVER want to get out without getting something equally bad out of them first.
5. Let a girl with recently dyed hair sleep on your bed. It transfers. My wall and pillow have blue on them permanently...
)2. Take photos of dodgey things with your phone. They do not disappear when you are showing a different photo to someone.
3. Pour RED wine on someone. It goes everywhere. Red stains.
4. Tell someone something you never EVER want to get out without getting something equally bad out of them first.
5. Let a girl with recently dyed hair sleep on your bed. It transfers. My wall and pillow have blue on them permanently...
This is worse than being hit in the nads with a cricket bat. (depending on speed)
You have sex with sonic the hedgehog?
He's so hot.
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1. Do not forget to wear your scrum-cap during a rugby game = ear almost being ripped off.
Happened today!
2. Dont get drunk and steal a fishing reel and tie it around a car
Happened today!
2. Dont get drunk and steal a fishing reel and tie it around a car
1. Not seperate frozen hotdogs before microwaving becase you can't be bothered to wash another utensil
2. Type anything medical related into google image search, ever
3. fail to wear safety equiptment when using power tools because it looks stupid/is uncomfortable
4. Turn the volume way up on something when it isn't working properly then find the problem and forget about the volume
5. Hit your fingernail with the end of a drumstick while playing
2. Type anything medical related into google image search, ever
3. fail to wear safety equiptment when using power tools because it looks stupid/is uncomfortable
4. Turn the volume way up on something when it isn't working properly then find the problem and forget about the volume
5. Hit your fingernail with the end of a drumstick while playing