Spec me a breathalyser kit please

Not everyone is going to sober up at the same rate and even the same person will see different results depending on what they have eaten etc.

I dislike these things. If anybody has had any alcohol at all they should not be driving. My opinion is that the limit should be zero.

Back in the 90s I had 3x Traffic Cop mates and I was out with them one night.
We got in the car and I had a go at Dave the driver saying he should be disgusted with himself because he's had 6 pints and he'd be way over.
An argument ensued he he gave his keys to Sarge and said get my spare breathalyser out the boot in my kit bag.
He blew under the limit and I was gobsmacked.
He said in the peak fitness condition he was in he knew he could have 6 pints and not be over however earlier that year when he was on the sick for 3 months he could only have two.
This is when they told me they had official weekends away to test breathalysers by drinking/testing/recovering and it's something I've always wanted to try.

I also remember a Nicky Campbell documentary where he waited outside pubs for drinkers to come out but none of them were going to drive.
He asked one bloke how many drinks he had and he said 4 pints of carling so he asked the bloke if he thought he was over to which he laughed and said no.
He blew around 78 and argued about it.
A woman came out and she had drunk around 8 vodka & tonics (or similar) so he asked the same question.
She said I'm way over, I can hardly see.
She blew under.
 
This is when they told me they had official weekends away to test breathalysers by drinking/testing/recovering and it's something I've always wanted to try.
So basically you want to go on a LADS LADS LADS messy weekend away really ;) This whole buying a breathalyser experiment idea/assignment is just to swing the time away from the missus isn't it you swine! ;)
 
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It's arrived

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If and when you buy, beg, borrow or steal a current kit try this. Pop half a dozen very well oxidised cupro nickel UK coins in your mouth, (half pennies or pennies), roll them around in your mouth with your tongue at least 60 seconds before testing and compare the result to a similar amount of imbibed alcohol without doing this.

I remember picking my late father up from Stockport nick when the rozzers called me. They said he seemed paralytic but tested on the high side of negative. They were wanting to call an ambulance but he insisted he was fine. A few weeks later he told me the wheeze.... There was a time when the Netherlands sold an adhesive strip to stick behind your teeth that was heavily impreganated with something like deactivated charcoal. It worked so dreadfully badly it was quietly banned from sale in in the UK, I believe :)

Out here in the sticks no one seems to bother about D&D anyway...
That worked with the old ones not the new ones.
 
Back in the late 70s to the early 90s my parents used to get invited to lots of dos at the bar on the top floor of Stoke police station. The amount of police that used to get steaming at said dos and then drive home was amazing. :eek:
 
Four pints of Guinness, by the fourth there was no way I could drive.
I'm going to send it for recalibration.

19:50:00mg/LStarted
01/11/202320:28:006First pint finished at 8pm
01/11/202321:04:0010Second pint
01/11/202321:15:0021Third pint
01/11/202321:43:0018Fourth Pint finished
01/11/202322:18:0026
01/11/202322:31:0024
01/11/202322:45:0023
01/11/202323:30:0018
02/11/202300:22:0013
02/11/202310:31:000
 
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Are you expecting to score at least 35 if you feel you have drunk enough to be over the legal limit for driving?

What was the actual abv% and quantity of the Guinness you drank? A 568ml pint is not the same as a 440ml can.
 
Four pints of Guinness, by the fourth there was no way I could drive.
I'm going to send it for recalibration.

19:50:00mg/LStarted
01/11/202320:28:006First pint
01/11/202321:04:0010Second pint
01/11/202321:15:0021Third pint
01/11/202321:43:0018Fourth Pint
01/11/202322:18:0026
01/11/202322:31:0024
01/11/202322:45:0023
01/11/202323:30:0018
02/11/202300:22:0013
02/11/202310:31:000

Guinness is **** weak (tasty though) I would have thought 4 would easily be doable. You also drank 4 over 2 hours? So lots wasn't in system and lots had already been processed?
 
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