Spec Me a Life

A house, a flamethrower, a pair of speedo's, a hooker, some friends,a burger, bag of potatoes, a kettle and a live salmon, some dignity, fake moobs
 
an operation to make your penis unfeasibly huge and then buy a movie studio and set yourself up as a porn star / director, making porn with a story to tell.
 
A house, a flamethrower, a pair of speedo's, a hooker, some friends,a burger, bag of potatoes, a kettle and a live salmon, some dignity, fake moobs, a brewery, 5 gold rings, a partridge
 
A house, a flamethrower, a pair of speedo's, a hooker, some friends,a burger, bag of potatoes, a kettle and a live salmon, some dignity, fake moobs, a brewery, 5 gold rings, a partridge, a pear tree to house the aforementioned partridge
 
A plane ticket, a pair of speedos, a pair of reef flip flops and some scuba gear.

Live long and be happy.. sod this "buy a house", or some such other material object that fulfils no other desire than GREED!
Go get a god damn sun tan, pull a hot bird and party til you drop dead
 
A house, a flamethrower, a pair of speedo's, a hooker, some friends,a burger, bag of potatoes, a kettle and a live salmon, some dignity, fake moobs, a brewery, 5 gold rings, a partridge, a pear tree to house the aforementioned partridge, a large terracotta flowerpot to house the aformentioned pear tree housing the aformentioned partridge
 
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