Spec Me a Life

A souhe, a thlamefrower, a spair of peedo's, a kooher, some drienfs,a gurber, gab of topatoes, a tekkle and a vile malson, some gidnity, make foobs, a wrebery, 5 rold gings, a tarpridge, a tear pree to house the aforementioned tarpridge, a large rettatocca powerflot to house the aformentioned tear pree housing the aformentioned tarpridge
 
I would buy an animal, put it in an odd location ( floor horse, ceiling cat etc) then rake in the E-profits of your new meme.

Maybe Trolley panda or post box buffalo etc

then hookers.
 
A house, a flamethrower, a pair of speedo's, a hooker, some friends,a burger, bag of potatoes, a kettle and a live salmon, some dignity, fake moobs, a brewery, 5 gold rings, a partridge, a pear tree to house the aforementioned partridge, a large terracotta flowerpot to house the aformentioned pear tree housing the aformentioned partridge, an orbital weapons platform...
 
A house, a flamethrower, a pair of speedo's, a hooker, some friends,a burger, bag of potatoes, a kettle and a live salmon, some dignity, fake moobs, a brewery, 5 gold rings, a partridge, a pear tree to house the aforementioned partridge, a large terracotta flowerpot to house the aformentioned pear tree housing the aformentioned partridge, an orbital weapons platform, every series of the TV show 'Frasier' on VHS...
 
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A house, a flamethrower, a pair of speedo's, a hooker, some friends,a burger, bag of potatoes, a kettle and a live salmon, some dignity, fake moobs, a brewery, 5 gold rings, a partridge, a pear tree to house the aforementioned partridge, a large terracotta flowerpot to house the aformentioned pear tree housing the aformentioned partridge, an orbital weapons platform, every series of the TV show 'Frasier' on VHS...
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VHS?! really? but DVD has so much more to offer
 
500k isn't completely life changing (ie never have to work ever again), but if you are careful with your money and invest it, it can take you a long way.

Option1) Buy a decent sized nice house in a nice area. Nothing too fancy. Just one that you think will do you for the rest of your life (3-4 bedroom). And now you can live rent/mortgage free for the rest of your life. Any wage you get it just for bills and playtime :D. And at least you'll know if you ever lose your job you'll never become homeless. The rest on some nice gagets

Options2) Invest it on a high interest return and pay yourself a 'wage' from that money. It's only really worth quitting your job if it's £1m+, but at least you know you'll get paid for the rest of your life

The avarage interest on 500k is 5.25% you'll get £26k per year. which is the same as £32k wage after tax

Most people can live quite happy with £26k tax free without the need for work, i know i would
 
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A house, a flamethrower, a pair of speedo's, a hooker, some friends,a burger, bag of potatoes, a kettle and a live salmon, some dignity, fake moobs, a brewery, 5 gold rings, a partridge, a pear tree to house the aforementioned partridge, a large terracotta flowerpot to house the aformentioned pear tree housing the aformentioned partridge, an orbital weapons platform, every series of the TV show 'Frasier' on VHS..., a pot of mustard
 
I'd try and get an education.

Or if things were super tight, i'd buy some smart clothes and hand out my cv to get a job.
 
Move to Whistler, rent a place in the Village. Ski/board everyday in the winter, bike/sail everyday in the summer. Drink and eat nice food everyday. Meet loads of awesome people. Rinse/repeat until money runs out.
 
A clifftop house down in bournemouth, a ferrari f430, a volkswagen phaeton diesel (as a daily). Some clothes, furniture, a pub on the beach for income, and a deck chair to sit on your deck and soak up the rays and enjoy it.
Oh and a brewery would be nice.

A thai bride if you don't want to wait to meet a girl.
 
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