Spec me a proposal.

wez130

wez130

wez130

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Just for some ideas, i've bought the ring, got an idea of how i want to do it, but would like some alternative suggestions on how to ask my partner the question. She would like romantic fwiw.

Just for fun....
 
Boro match, or send her a text :p

Take her somewhere nice for a meal. Like The County at Aycliffe Village.
 
Pay £50 to some smack head old whore to get 'Will you marry me?' tattooed on her arse, go home, position yourself in such a way that the old smack head's arse will be facing the doorway your girlfriend will enter and get the old whore to give you oral sex, when your girlfriend enters the room she will see the very romantic 'Will you marry me?' and be completely overcome. She'll be the envy of all her friends when she tells them how thoughtful you were!
 
Slide the ring over your manhood and she will notice it when she goes down on you then pop the question



















* only works if you are small in the manhood department or she has hands like a troll
 
You've still got a few hours, get on the phone to the NFL and buy a half-time advertising slot at the Superbowl - might set you back a few quid though!
 
doofer said:
Pay £50 to some smack head old whore to get 'Will you marry me?' tattooed on her arse, go home, position yourself in such a way that the old smack head's arse will be facing the doorway your girlfriend will enter and get the old whore to give you oral sex, when your girlfriend enters the room she will see the very romantic 'Will you marry me?' and be completely overcome. She'll be the envy of all her friends when she tells them how thoughtful you were!
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pmsl at that
 
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