Spiders live behind my computer

mrk · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:06

[FnG]magnolia;20006084 said:
ITT : "HEY GUYS, I HAVE SPIDERS COMING OUT OF MY COMPUTER BUT LISTEN, WILL THIS LOWER MY FRAMERATE? ALSO, I THINK THEY ATE MY SISTER. WILL FRAPS GIVE ME ANY POINTERS ON DEGRADATION OF FPS? THANKS!"

I can't quite pinpoint what you're trying to say, need larger fonts as well as caps.

reflux · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:13

Mat said:
From today's Mail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...invasion-breeding-like-crazy-damp-summer.html

Incredibly, actually quite an interesting article from the Mail. Didn't realise only half of spiders spin webs.

[FnG]magnolia · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:18

mrk said:
I can't quite pinpoint what you're trying to say, need larger fonts as well as caps.

Perhaps I could also put it in a contemporary text colour. Would that help?

arknor · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:28

i remember when i was around 15 and i turned my hifi on late at night.... huge bad ass 7 inch span spider came charging out of my speaker ran up the wall and sat near the light switch next to the door and clearly shouted in spider language "YOU SHALT NOT PASS" , i laid a brick grabbed my balls and just charged at the door masnaged to open it and get out slaming the door behind me.

i slept on the couch that night... got my mum to kill it in the morning when she woke up at 6am to get ready for work....

ive had another terrible experience with spiders to late one night again... watching TV in my bed with the light off and i see a peice of fluff falling from the ceiling... it gets closer OMFG ITS NOT FLUFF ITS A HUGE ASS SPIDER ABOUT TO LAND ON MY CHEST ! i rolled out the bed to avoid the spider it was another large spider this time i manned up grabbed a slipper and nailed that sucka!

i think they used to come in the window because we had some massive 20 ft connifers running along the side of the garden

Cosimo · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:33

mrk said:
I can't quite pinpoint what you're trying to say, need larger fonts as well as caps.

Perhaps you need some glasses.

mrk · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:41

[FnG]magnolia;20006201 said:
Perhaps I could also put it in a contemporary text colour. Would that help?

What colour for text is contemporary other than black? Dark theme OcUK members would have stern words to say about that

[FnG]magnolia · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:43

mrk said:
What colour for text is contemporary other than black? Dark theme OcUK members would have stern words to say about that

I can't tell if we're arguing or about to make out. I'm drunk and tired so have your way with me as you will. Just wake me up before I need to go to work :mad:

e : also, red is contemporary. It's in, very hot right now. Very ... dynamic.

The Dread Pirate · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:48

daninthemix said:
I really would quite like it if they went extinct

Oh no you wouldn't there'd be too many flies, wasps, Naturalists and other forms of pests in the world!

Rameses · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:49

Tribune said:
Tell them you're very, very cross.

Alternatively, stop being a gippo and clean the place.

mrk · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:53

Cleaning the place won't help^ I still get spiders if I leave a window open just one night and the area surrounding my computer is so clean you could keep a baby tucked away under there.

They just like sources of heat and electrical current.

I'm currently having some kind of war with the little spider behind my car's heated wing mirror, I break its web every morning and blast it every Sunday with the pressure washer yet it makes a fresh web by the next morning! I've even driven at high speed to try and roller-coaster it out but it has some balls of steal!

[FnG]magnolia;20006382 said:
I can't tell if we're arguing or about to make out. I'm drunk and tired so have your way with me as you will. Just wake me up before I need to go to work

e : also, red is contemporary. It's in, very hot right now. Very ... dynamic.

Curunen · 6 Sep 2011 at 13:55

doofer said:
How else you think you access the World Wide Web?

Jimz · 6 Sep 2011 at 14:19

The Nuke it from Orbit post..

st00dent · 6 Sep 2011 at 14:30

arknor said:
i think they used to come in the window because we had some massive 20 ft connifers running along the side of the garden

There's one of these within touching distance of my window. Time to get the chainsaw out!

arknor · 6 Sep 2011 at 15:04

st00dent said:
There's one of these within touching distance of my window. Time to get the chainsaw out!

my bedroom window was on a corner of the house next to a shed and then touched the shed and all the way down the side of the fence loads of connifers :mad:

maybe spiders can sense the warmth or something :eek

where i live now lol the bin shed is full of spiders to but i never knew as its my step sons job to take the bins out the other night it was peeing down with rain and i had to put a bag out... the only dry wall just above the binshed had like 9 spiders on :eek:

fairly small bodies but long black legs about 2 inchs long they dont see to be bothered about coming in the house though

DefiantAsh · 6 Sep 2011 at 15:12

mrk said:
I can't quite pinpoint what you're trying to say, need larger fonts as well as caps.

ITT : "HEY GUYS, I HAVE SPIDERS COMING OUT OF MY COMPUTER BUT LISTEN, WILL THIS LOWER MY FRAMERATE? ALSO, I THINK THEY ATE MY SISTER. WILL FRAPS GIVE ME ANY POINTERS ON DEGRADATION OF FPS? THANKS!"

mrk · 6 Sep 2011 at 15:13

Look at this guy^ He thinks he's Magnolia!

DefiantAsh · 6 Sep 2011 at 15:14

mrk said:
Look at this guy^ He thinks he's Magnolia!

You asked for bigger text, and caps, you got what you came for...clear off.

arknor · 6 Sep 2011 at 15:27

DefiantAsh said:
ITT : "HEY GUYS, I HAVE SPIDERS COMING OUT OF MY COMPUTER BUT LISTEN, WILL THIS LOWER MY FRAMERATE? ALSO, I THINK THEY ATE MY SISTER. WILL FRAPS GIVE ME ANY POINTERS ON DEGRADATION OF FPS? THANKS!

MEANWHILE BEHIND THE OPS COMPUTER THE SPIDER KING PREPARES HIS ARMY READY TO SEIZE CONTROL OF THE PC ONCE AND FOR ALL

EdwardTeach · 6 Sep 2011 at 15:31

I always think spiders are a good thing, they kill other bugs,flies etc therefore if I see a spider in my house I leave it alone.

Pate · 6 Sep 2011 at 15:33

EdwardTeach said:
I always think spiders are a good thing, they kill other bugs,flies etc therefore if I see a spider in my house I leave it alone.

But spiders are not nice creatures! I don't trust them in the slightest. I know 99.9999% won't hurt me, but with my luck, I'll find the ****ing black widow that travelled over in some banana's!