1) Yes indeedy, my GP has stuck me on medication for anxiety and depression. So what better way to celebrate than with this ****-show? A word on the episode title - yes, it's a re-use. There was an episode of ENT called "Anomaly", the second episode of season 3.
2) "Previously on..."
3) Gotta admit, David Ajala did a good job there. Played his part at exactly the right note.
4) Book replaying the moment.
5) Scene takes a noticeable dive in quality as Burnham arrives.
6) "I'm here". Possibly the two scariest words in the English language when coming from her
7) Thousand yard stare from Book.
8) A guest has arrived. Presumably Saru.
9) "I need you to go". Tee hee!
10) Take the hint love. His homeworld and family just got Negative Space Wedgie'd, he doesn't need your spectacular talent for doing the wrong thing in the wrong way.
11) Saru has indeed arrived.
12) And in uniform.
13) Pausing to have a laughing fit here. Burnham says Book is 'obsessing over every detail' of the incident like it's a bad thing. Remind me, which character was it who was obsessed about the Burn last season to the point where they couldn't shut up about it long enough to build trust with Vance? And then went rogue, forcing Saru to drop them as XO?
14) I see SMG is still going with that whisper
15) Saru: "Each of us must sit with pain in our own way". Will Burnham heed the lesson?
16) Burnham has been replaying the last mission as well. Saru with the keen observation that she's as obsessed as Book.
17) And for once, Burnham taking the 'hit' with some level of grace. Broken clocks and all that.
18) Saru now a council member
in absentia for the Kelpians.
19) And was offered the centre seat on the USS Sojourner...but turned it down. To be Burnham's XO. Glutton for punishment.
20) Exposition.
21) And some mildly shonky science.
22) Book arriving just as the simulation gets to the destruction of Kwejian. Predictably.
23) Exposition continues.
24) More data required. President of Ni'Var offering their help.
25) Trek as social commentary, again.
26) The Discoball is off dilithium freighter duty for the foreseeable then.
27) Vague approximation of cute dialogue between Tilly and Saru. Wonder if she's been told that he's XO now? Or if the writers even remember that she was made XO last year?
28) Burnham briefing the crew.
29) And jump.
30) Technobabble.
31) The anomaly.
32) Music swells, and...*thud*. Into the credits and intro theme. Remember when Trek shows did a teaser before the credits rather than pretty much a whole act of the screenplay? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
33) Back-and-forth on the bridge. Stamets beaming in - you wonder if personal transporters might make people lazy in this future
34) Science-y words.
35) They need to get closer.
36) Book offering his ship.
37) And the show walks into itself with an audible clang, so I'm pausing. Burnham wants Detmer and Stamets to take the ship, Book wants to fly it himself and makes the rather decent point that Detmer doesn't know how to morph the ship to compensate for the gravity weirdness. Burnham is now going to wang on about how he's emotionally compromised and therefore unfit to take on the mission, because irony is truly dead.
38) Yep.
39) Book making the point that he's not Starfleet - Burnham can't order him not to go. She can throw him in the brig, she can shoot him down if he leaves, but she cannot actually control the deal.
40) That scene needed the button of him walking out. Instead, we get the neck-snapping contrast of a scene with Gray.
41) Who is indeed getting a body, somehow.
42) Culber doing a spot of counselling.
43) A link to STP
44) Exposition.
45) I reckon fandumb is going to hate this scene.
46) Burnham's in a holo. Saru arriving for a pep talk.
47) Zora is now fully integrated as the ship's computer.
48) STOP WHISPERING YOU USELESS BINT.
49) Mildly funny joke from Stamets. It does indeed seem like he and Burnham repaired their relationship off-screen in the gap between seasons 3 and 4.
50) Sending a holo-Stamets along with Book. Because future tech!
51) Nice scene between Stamets and Culber.
52) Jesus this episode jumps around again.
53) Grudge!
54) Book, predictably, not in a good way. Stamets, predictably, not really able to do much about that.
55) And back to the Discoball bridge.
56) VFX crew getting to show off again.
57) Presumably the tether is a future future tractor beam.
58) Into the anomaly they go.
59) Aaaaaaand things turn to worms on the bridge.
60) Tilly with a keen grasp of the obvious.
61) Explosions! Sparks! ShakyCam!
62) Boredom.
63) Did we really need a 'Culber counsels someone' bit right here? I mean, I'm all for more Wilson Cruz on-screen. But...now?
64) Amusing moment from Tilly with the whole 'good news, bad news' bit.
65) Hitting all the tropes hard this week.
66) Book still wigging out.
67) A slightly more appropriate 'Culber counsels someone' moment.
68) Yes, perfect time to take 15 whole seconds to sit down and deliver the order there Burnham
69) Not today thank-you.
70) Tether cut, ship pulling back. And because the scene needed a button but the director is a hack, we're treated to a Determined Stare from Burnham. 'Woo'.
71) Burnham doing the Captain Thing might have more impact if she was an actual Trek Captain, and not some kind of barely sentient whisper.
72) Episode still trying to wring some excitement out of the scenes on Book's ship.
73) Stamets picking up the counselling ball from his husband and running with it.
74) Gosh, how surprising and entirely unforeseen! Stamets couldn't transfer the sensor data, it's all on Book's ship so they really have to find a way to fly back now.
75) Tilly and Adira with something.
76) Bryce getting some lines this week. A welcome development for the bridge bunnies.
77) The script didn't have a 'Burnham does something awesomely heroic' moment so it's shoehorned in here, after a fashion.
78) Book missed the mark. Because the episode needed padding out.
79) Stamets still trying to gee Book up.
80) Who can't get out of his own head.
81) Saru advising Burnham to drop the captain bit with Book for this one.
82) Genuinely horrifying dialogue ensues.
83) Stalling out the episode while it's at it.
84) Bored. Bored. Bored.
85) Book is saved. More importantly, in my opinion, so is Grudge.
86) Bridge bunnies congratulate each other.
87) Book's ship is going to need a lick of paint.
88) Cute moment between Book and Stamets.
89) Culber counsels someone, again.
90) Tilly's got PTSD.
91) Gray counsels Adira, again.
92) Pretty sure half of this crew has PTSD at this point, tbh.
93) Talking of PTSD, here's Book and Burnham.
94) Wild contrast in acting ability between these two.
95) Back to the bridge. Saru contemplating.
96) Exposition from Tilly.
97) The anomaly has changed direction (dun dun DUN).
98) Well, ****.
99) VFX-heavy ending.