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[TW]Fox;14713693 said:
I love the company name.

Parking Control Management.

Such a ***** company name. Control Management eh?

Totally *****. But in the minds of the mouth breathing monkeys that run this shambles it no doubt sounds like respectable, modern company name. I think Parking Enforcement Executives would make a better acronym though...

Anyway, top job Steve. The coup de grâce would have been fitting it to their van of course ;)
 
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If you see this pair of idiots around be sure to throw something at them, rotten fruit, faeces, molotov cocktails, etc
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So basically, we should Find Nemo :D


*fives*
 
WINRAR! \o/


All those asking how to do this... Tools + common sense, if that's not enough, perhaps you shouldn't be dismantling your suspension/hub/steering at the roadside.
 
Congrats :)

I've never got clamped but my internet warrior-ness says I would get bolt cutters and a ninja outfit in the middle of the night to fix the problem.
 
Happened to a friend of mine and he took a rather more direct approach.

Came back to see the clamp on. Problem was they'd clamped his work van. He's a pipe fitter with a short temper.

Had to walk no more than 3 feet to get an acetylene torch and a few other props. Off it comes in a matter of minutes, gets chucked in the van and off he goes. Is contacted by the clampers/police at a later date asking for the clamp back. Merely says that there was never a clamp on it, but if they are going to leave their stuff lying around, then what do they expect.

They probably could have taken him to the cleaners, but it wasn't pursued and he still has the clamp :D
 
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