STOP TOUCHING BASE!!!

[BUDFORCE]

Remember, when someone tells you there is no "I" in team, remind them that there is a "U" in **** off.

I find the best way of doing things with office politics is simply to ignore people completely and delete emails, it's amazing how much I do it and don't get in trouble.

 

[robj20]

Anyone says this to me I'll be asking who base is and why are you touching him. I don't take part in this office nonsense.

 

[Will Gill]

All your base?

 

[Oh Ed not again.]

Too busy doing the needful to touch base, will revert for clarifications next week.

 

[robfosters]

The one that used to get me gnashing my teeth was close of play.

“I’ll get that over to you by close of play”

Just say today you cretins

 

[fraseredwards]

'Reaching out' is so prevalent now it is so so annoying. Just say made contact

 

[m@rty]

"I hope you are well"

 

[I kill Bunnies]

"Are you winning?"

 

[andy_mk3]

Can I touch the tip instead?

 

[hamesy]

Years ago, I used to work in an open office and there was a guy who sat opposite me who would say this. Every phone call would start, I'm just calling because we haven't spoke for a while and I just want to touch base.

 

[Minusorange]

It works better if you snort it or "bomb" it, not sure you will feel any effect from just touching it

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[Richie]

We need to "cut the fat off the bacon" was always a good one

 

[Malevolence]

Touching base is all fine and dandy, right up until you remember that you work refining bauxite into alumina.

 

[413x]

Is this the same as space docking?

(and yeah I hate it.. Touching base that is)

 

[413x]

Touching base is all fine and dandy, right up until you remember that you work refining bauxite into alumina.

Amazing!

 

[potatolord]

 

[danoliver1]

A/s/l

 

[Dis86]

"I hope you are well"

I do. I really hope you are!

 

[Mr Badger]

Bit of blue sky thinking before we touch base?

Am I right team?

Thank you for bringing that brain dump to the table, but we have a hard stop so let's put it on a back burner while we take a helicopter view of our stakeholders and find some clear blue water so we can break down silos and get our ducks in a row before we go to market.

 

[BUDFORCE]

All your base?

For great justice.