Craig Finney, branch manager, Lynx express lincoln:
"Ok, so if leaving late means the traffic on the A46 is bad why dont you use this road"
"We cant use that road Craig"
"why not?"
"Because that Craig isnt a road,its is a line drawn on the map in marker pen to denote the edge of the drivers area."
During the fuel shortages in 2005:
"Right, I've decided that Owner drivers cannot use fuel from the fuel bunker (almost the entire lynx fleet was owner driver), it is for lynx vans only"
"Craig, you only have two lynx vans, so if we cant get any diesel what happens then?"
"You will be fined the usual rates for failing any deliveries that come in for your area"
"So, there is no diesel in the whole city, you are sat on thousands of litres of fuel and the best plan you can come up with to get us through the next few days is to have all the deliveries pile up in the warehouse and not get done, while simultaneously bankrupting all your delivery drivers?"
Guy is a class A moron, i have hundreds more examples of complete stupidity from the parcel industry, but they get boring very quickly.